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Mr. Fancy Pants

I am here for Friends

About Me

Well, I'm a
Tarantula Teabaggin,
Aardvark Abortin,
Scorpion Lickin,
Earthquake Eatin,
Pricker Bush for Pubes Ownin,
Lava Surfin,
Tiger French Ticklin,
Hurricane Hanglidin,
Taint Ticklin,
Shark Rodeoin,
Tsunami Toastin,
Dingle Berry Devastatin,
Fire Ant Farm in my Pee Hole Havin,
Fireball Shredin,
Dragon Destroyin,
Care Bear Cuddlin,
Lightning Ridin,
Thunder Fucker.

Yes, you read that correctly. I fuck thunder. What’s up? You wanna fight about it? I'll piss fire ants on you. What have you ever fucked? A girl? That's fucking gay.

My Interests

MY LIKES

Scabs
Sloths
Photos
Coffee
Cheese
Corn Dogs
Cigarettes
Everything Bagels
French Onion Soup
After Work Boogers
Old guys that wear yellow raincoats that have gnarly beards and smoke corncob pipes by the docks
My Farts

MY HATES

Your Farts
Flat Tires
Lima Beans
Tow Trucks
Blowing My Nose
Things that are sticky
People that smell like syrup
When my hands smell like gasoline

I'd like to meet:

I want to find a girl that will let me poop back and forth. I'll poop in her butthole and then she will poop it back into my butthole and we will keep doing it, back and forth with the same poop. Forever. ))((

Music:

Anything that you have never heard of, and if you did you would say it sucks

Thats what I love

But deep down I know you're right, Nickelback's last CD was best thing to happen to music in twenty years.

Movies:

Capote, Babel, and D2: The Mighty Ducks

Television:

Arrested Aqua Enthusiasm.

Heroes:

Click below to watch Mike Hall almost break his neck

If you click the Break logo you can watch it bigger.

My Blog

Here I sit broken hearted...

tryed to shit and only...... well it worked. everything went well. maybe to well. now i have a problem though. there is no toilet paper. some asshole used the rest of it and just left. I don't know ...
Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 01:05:00 PST

Are you aware

That Marc from Norton Furniture now has an Internet sitcom.  Its called Norton's Place, he is the man that can "seriously" give you credit. If you are not sure who he is the commercial below will...
Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:35:00 PST

Craps

  No not those kind. I found out that I am the shit at craps! I have never played before but I won $450 yesterday.  I don't even know what i'm going to do with this money, I'm pretty sure t...
Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:14:00 PST

Hey! do you know whats gay?

Well apparently my last name, yeah. Go check it out. Go to urbandictionary.com. Put in Toomey.  Here just copy this link and put it in http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Toomey Don't...
Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:11:00 PST

Supplements.

So Kyle has started me on a workout plan.  We pump iron on his bowflex 3 times a week, its not really pumping iron it's more just bending rods.    Anyways he is making me take all sort...
Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 10:22:00 PST

Kickball Sunday April 30th Recap (Pictures)

I was to lazy to write my own recap so instead here is what Miles had to say about it "The 2007 Kickball season had kind of a rocky start as both teams suffered from an average of 20 errors per inning...
Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Tue, 01 May 2007 10:35:00 PST

Mechanical Bull Adventure (In Pictures)

Saturday I acomplished one of my life goals. I rode a mechanical bull. All I have left to do now is, fly an airplane, own a monkey or sloth, buy a Super Bowl ad and have it just be static, g...
Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 03:30:00 PST

Showdown at Sunrise

I was at work and I went to go get a cup of coffee at about 9 this morning. As I am pouring it a man comes up behind me and says "Wow, that sweater must be old!" and then laughs at his joke. I turn a...
Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:34:00 PST

The Plain Dealer

Tom and I found this in the classifieds today.   Tom was readng it and said "Dude, look! I can get a free trombone! Too bad it's rusty." I then asked "Did you just say that you can get a free r...
Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:24:00 PST

I'm like a tampon, the way I can stop flows.

Hey, Green, Ray, Tom, and myself just finished a rap song. It is on my homepage. Its about a guy named Coleman that heard a rap song that I made two years ago. Well he heard it about a month...
Posted by Mr. Fancy Pants on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:36:00 PST