today I lost my ... |
To my Grandfather Ben,
Several hours after I knew you left us, I couldn't help but remember the best memories that I have and how fortunate I was to have shared it with you.
Although I...
Posted by evil k on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 05:34:00 PST |
thank you for all your letters... |
thank you all...
To all my friends, thanks to you for sending me those chain letters: This
is what happened to me.
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing...
Posted by evil k on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
scrabble anyone.... |
This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've
received in a
while.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is
deadly at
Scrabble.
(wait till you see the last one)!
...
Posted by evil k on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the sound behind the doors..... |
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciou...
Posted by evil k on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
a friends birthday suit.... |
A story from my friend...
Two weeks ago was his 45th birthday and he wasn't feeling too good that morning.
He went to breakfast knowing his wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!" and ...
Posted by evil k on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
What i really want to say is.... |
For those guys who needs a little hint from what we actually want to try to say to them, you might find this very, very helpful. Believe me.
WORDS WOMEN USE
******************
FINE
This is the...
Posted by evil k on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
when I was only 15 .... |
To My Dear Parents,
Here is a letter I hope and pray you do not receive from your own daughters.
A father enters his daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, ...
Posted by evil k on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
you can make me happy.... |
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY :
It's not that difficult to make a woman happy you only need to be :
1. a friend
2.. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8...
Posted by evil k on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
touched me.... |
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have big...
Posted by evil k on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
why guys like girls |
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1.
They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2.
The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they ...
Posted by evil k on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
