It's not what you're like it's what you like. I'm a self-proclaimed music snob, and I've got quite a long list of favorite bands just to the left. If we don't have at least one favorite band in common, I probably already don't like you.
* I like my cats - Sydney Vicious & Farfel Krueger.
* I like my best friends - Andy, Dre, Jew, Pussycat, T, and Tank.
* I like my brother, Rhead.
* I like music.
* I like punk rock.
* I like indie rock.
* I like Yacht Rock.
* I like zombie movies.
* I like horror movies.
* I like obnoxious comedies.
* I like John Cusack movies.
* I like Will Farrell movies.
* I like ghosts.
* I like haunted houses.
* I like rehab.
* I like my bands - Code 12, COP!, Cradles and Graves, & In The Shadow of Blood.
* I like making fun of people with bad taste in music.
* I like talking shit about embarassingly bad bands like Nickelback, Hinder, Gwen Stefani, & Dave Matthews.
* I like pizza.
* I like hummus.
* I like to write.
* I like sex.
* I like tattoos.
* I like animals.
* I like vegetarian food.
* I like to laugh.
* I like seeing people fall down, eat shit, or otherwise embarass themselves.
* I like running my record label - Big Lizard Records.
* I like writing for Fringe Magazine.
* I like DJing as a member of The Bargain DJ Collective.
* I like schmoozing.
* I like getting free shit and living like a rock star even though I'm not one.
* And most of all, I like your Mom.
Derek Acorah, David Wells (and the rest of the crew from "Most Haunted"), John Lydon, Jason Bateman, Sage Francis, The Yacht Rock crew, David Koechner, Larry David, Sasha Baron Cohen, James Frey, Paul Rudd, John Krasinski, Chuck Klosterman, Gary Cole, Max Brooks, Bill Curtis, Scott Reynolds, Gary Oldman, John Cusack, Jamie the Germ, Dr. Jonathan Pebblestone, and YOUR MOM.
I won't add you as a friend unless you email me first telling me why I should add you.
And to all you webcam gals, I'm quite aware that you didn't "think I was hot when we met on the internet dating site the other day," because I'm not on any internet dating sites. Don't try to peddle your soft-core porn onto me. I have no interest in paying to see a blurry webcam shot of your saggy boobs. Besides, in the real world, I'd tear your ass in half, beyotch, so don't even bother.
AND DON'T BE A CHODE.
This is the most amazing movie ever.
Dead Milkmen, Built To Spill, Treepeople, Husker Du, Alkaline Trio, Chokebore, Pavers (or any of Scott Reynolds' bands), Drag The River, Boilermaker, Rocket From The Crypt, Hum, Grand Buffet, Mike Patton (Faith No More, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Tomahawk, Lovage, Peeping Tom) The Mars Volta, At The Drive-In, Sparta, Swervedriver, Mew, Jackass, ISIS, Agalloch, Jesu, Cake Like, Dead Lazlo's Place, NOFX, Modest Mouse, Badtown Boys, Ween, The Dismemberment Plan, mc chris, Mudhoney, Dinosaur Jr., Sage Francis, Smashmouth, Mickey Avalon, Smoke or Fire, ...And You Will Know us By The Trail Of Dead, Samiam, Ramones, Pinback, ash., Pixies, Snuff, Guns N' Wankers, Helmet, Supersuckers, Catherine Wheel, Party Of Helicopters, Sugar, Bloodhound Gang, Smoke or Fire, Revolting Cocks, Pavers, Descendents, ALL, Piebald, Leatherface, Rye Coalition, Criteria, Cursive, Hot Water Music, gwenmars, Billy Talent, Goodbye Harry, Town Managers, Touch Me Zoo, FFI, amber halo, Big Black, Shellac, bronson, In The Shadow Of Blood, COP!, Cradles and Graves, Code 12, Les Savy Fav, Pegboy, The Drama, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Idlewild, Mclusky, Aereogramme, Trans Am, Against Me!, Cooper Temple Clause, and FIRED UP 1, 2 and 3!
Return Of The Living Dead is the BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!!! Horror films in general are pretty amazing. I also dig Big Lebowski, High Fidelity, Natural Born Killers, Strange Days, Superbad, The Ten, Anchorman, Talladega Nights, Blades of Glory, any Tim Burton film (except for Planet of the Apes), Grosse Point Blank, Magnolia, Best In Show, Super Troopers, Fargo, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Sid and Nancy, Run Ronnie Run, Wet Hot American Summer, Napoleon Dynamite, Dawn Of The Dead (both the original and the remake), Shaun Of The Dead, Pretty much any zombie movie ever made except for House of The Dead
The State, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Most Haunted, Ghost Hunters, The Young Ones, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, Family Guy, Futurama, The Office, Da Ali G Show, The Simpsons, Mythbusters, Reno 911!, The Critic, Sifl & Olly, Cold Case Files, City Confidential, American Justice, Forensic Files, Viva Variety, CSI, Law and Order, any true crime/forensic type show on A&E or Discovery Channel. Any "real" shows about ghosts and hauntings. I also like watching shows about Las Vegas - whether fictional or real - to see how producers/writers/directors further perpetuate all the Vegas myths.
Our Band Could Be Your Life, A Confederacy Of Dunces, Fight Club, High Fidelity, All I Need To Know About Filmmaking I Learned From The Toxic Avenger, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead, Monster Island, Sex, Drugs, & Cocoa Puffs }
Matt Groening, Doug Martsch, Juliette Lewis, Gary Oldman, Scott Reynolds, James Frey, Larry David, Bob Mould, John Cusack, Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg, and my brother, Rhead