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LizzyJordan

What probably confuses people is they know a lot about me, but it quite pleases me that there's more

About Me

I want to attend the School of Mortuary Science in the Fall,so that I can become and embalmer tech.Working on dead people looks like a lot of fun...Artistic,profitable and safe, but only if you use a condom!

My Interests

Electronics,libraries,bicycling,watching independent films,dancing,monkeys and bunnies,volunteering,smoking cherry cigars,thrift stores,auctions,ecclectic old and new music,enjoying my life and being a good person.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet the drummer from Life and Times.I want to know what makes him tick. I want him to tell me he is not on Ritalin.

Music:

Bear Claw,Swervedriver,Lusk,DJ Shadow,Talking Heads,Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Broken Social Scene, Didley Squat,Joy Division, Echo and the Bunnymen,Devo,Herbie Hancock....anything I can break to.

Movies:

Blue Velvet,LABYRINTH,Contact,Event Horizon,anything about space,Beetleguese,What About Bob?,The Usual Suspects, Reservior Dogs,FUNNY GAMES,Clockwork Orange, One Flew Over the Coocoo's Nest,Dirty Dancing ,Stomp the Yard(haha). I love Netflix.

Television:

WHITEST KIDS U KNOW!!! Reno 911,Kids in the Hall,stand up (Sarah Silverman)...

Books:

A "Briefer" Moment in Time,Poe,PDR,any non-fiction medical education books,The History of Torture,The Bell Jar, Impuse,Burned,Trainspotting...

Heroes:

Heroines.

My Blog

Revised version of "White" inspired by some dude...

White(more...) Pick a daisy for me and give it to me through the little window,Into my cell of whiteYes it's padded, but it's padded with down feathers and it's very cozywarmNo one's allowed in there,...
Posted by LizzyJordan on Fri, 16 May 2008 06:07:00 PST

Overton...the wholesome Life.

.. ..TR> ..TR> Hi. If you were close to me,you probably know that I moved to a small rural town outside of Las Vegas.Totally John Cougar Mellancamp style..."I was born in small town and I will die in ...
Posted by LizzyJordan on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:01:00 PST

White

Pick a daisy for me and give it to me through the little window, Into my cell of white Yes it's padded, but it's padded with down feathers and it's very cozy warm No one's allowed in there, well only ...
Posted by LizzyJordan on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:31:00 PST

Trials and Tribulations at the YMCA

The Whiplash Victim and Eye Candy Out of Focus I gaze out the glass wall in front me and notice how sunny and clear it is outside. I think to myself, Your body is a machine Jordan.Run into the ...
Posted by LizzyJordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Have you ever been called fat?

A Day in the Life of Jordan I had an experience that isn't unusual to women and I would like to share it with you. Yesterday I was pushing my friend to class ( she uses a wheelchair) and we talked...
Posted by LizzyJordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST