Slick

Hey there, so I guess this is the part where I tell you about myself. Chances are that either you already know me, or you were browsing for new people to meet on myspace without corrective eye wear and mistook me for someone cute. Eh, it happens...honest mistake. I don't blame you. I blame the tiny pictures on myspace.
Anyways, I am Father Slick, ordained minister and atheist...well more agnostic, but I strongly doubt there is a god.
You are probably asking "Why get ordained then?" I'll tell you why! I like the way "Father Slick" sounds...and I thought it would be funny.
Ok on to other things about me. I don't get out much. I'm kind of a hermit. I love the Metal Gear and Legacy of Kain series. I've been told that I'm "not right, but in a fun way", and though I try to see people's inner beauty, I still tend to be a little shallow.
I'm slightly racist, but not in a KKK or a Hitler way. It's more like I think racism jokes are funny and it pisses me off when people live in this country and can't speak English. Also I tend to dislike Asians the most, though I have a few Asian friends.
I love Emo/Goth girls, especially the really pale, skinny ones. Something about that ghost white skin and slender physique just just really gets my heart racing. Now don't let that discourage you if you are not any of the above. I've dated many different kinds of people, and I'm not all that picky. You don't have to be Emo or Goth for me to like you...(though I would prefer that you are a girl and not like a transvestite or something like that). I like girls who like to cuddle up and talk for hours or watch movies with me. I like girls who play video games and who are outspoken and passionate about the things they believe in. I'm a little clingy. I like to hold people, hug, and and give massages. If anyone is interested send me a message.
Our Raptor,
Who art in /h/eaven,
shopped be Thy face;
Thy donations come,
Thy posts be done
in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven.
Give us this day our daily Bridget;
and forgive us our trolling
as we forgive those who troll against us,
and lead us not into faggotry,
but deliver us from /fur/ry.
In the name of the Moot, the Raptor, and the Holy Server,
Amen.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||| 23%
Artistic |||||| 23%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||| 23%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||| 16%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||| 36%
Female cliche |||||||||||||||| 63%