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One time, when I was seven, my brother and myself were wrestling over the last Pop-Tart in the house. While in a headlock I crushed it with my bare hands as I screamed, "If I can't have it, nobody will!" Earlier in life, my Mom tried to make me eat a grilled cheese when I didn't want one, so I crushed it with my bare hands and all the melty velveeta oozed onto the kitchen floor, and that night I didn't have dinner. The other day my buddy Chancey threw a muffin at me and I caught it and crushed it with my bare hands, and then laughed, mockingly at the muffin, then Chancey threw another muffin at me and it hit me in the balls. The food I've destroyed finally got it's revenge. Moving on, I like wine, beer, whiskey. I'm a good guy from Oklahoma. I shoot from the hip.. I like music, mostly punk rock. I work a bunch. Porkchop (my dog) goes where I go. If he can't go, I probably don't want to be there anyway. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4