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Craig

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I was supposed to be a Forest Ranger but somehow i ended up an actor . I forever want to be 9 years old during the summer riding my orange flamed banana seat bike and singing Yellow Submarine. I like blue Flavor Ice pops. I karaoke Pat Benetar and Lita Ford songs cause i can. I'm a dreamer and a cynic. I contradict myself. I am battling an identity crisis that i thought i had resolved years ago. I am a lottery loser. I prefer scotch but will settle for bourbon. My aptitude test results were wrong. In a vintage motorcycle club called the Cretins. I pilot a rotary powered Datsun 510 all over the mountain roads of So Cal and I like it. And i can't spell very well.

Our last short that was Featured in the Hawaii and Santa Barbara Film Festivals this year.
Shameless Self Promotion:
Check out the short we shot in a weekend. An homage to Sergio Leone. "Fra Gli Amici" By Jason Hallows.
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My Interests

Nintendo F#cking Wii!, Vintage motorcycles & Datsun 510s, Sugar Bee, muzak, dancin, little karaoke now and then, hiking, camping, sour patch kids, rebuilding shit, napping, pretending to be someone else, xbox360 and lately, doing nothing

I'd like to meet:

Barack Obama

Music:

Most things on Indie 103.1, Foo Fighter, Raconteurs, Black Sabbath, Joe Jackson, Coldplay, The Killers, Muse, Modest Mouse. Old ZZ TOP, Moving Units, Peaches, Timo Mass, Massive Attack, Lamb, Tosca, Autechre, Boards of Canada, Fila Brazillia, Talvin Singh, Radio Head, Steely Dan, Bobby Darin, Classic Rock (gasp, pre 1980), this is ever changing......

Television:

Life, Big Love, Rome, 24, Carnivale (RIP), Nip/Tuck, Deadwood (RIP), The Shield, Simpsons, Inside The Actors Studio, Anything on Boomerang, Lost, Star Trek

Books:

Currently: National Geographic (when in the john) Also recommend "The Party's Over: Oil, War and the Fate of Industrial Societies" Get ready for hell you gas guzzlers!!!

Heroes:

My Sister

My Blog

Singularity at the Santa Barbara Film Fest 1/30 and 2/1 2008

Singularity, the new short film i star in by Jason Hallows is showing on Jan 30th at 4pm and Feb 1st at 7pm in Santa Barbara. If you like Sci-Fi and you like style, you will like this film. For more d...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:21:00 PST

A non blog

I just wanted to post something new here.  I really have nothing to say. It's friday. It's hot. I burnt my finger on a firework on the 4th. I mean really burnt it. Bad second degree burn, from a ...
Posted by Craig on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:15:00 PST

Bunny Rabbit at the SB film Fest Jan 31st & Feb 2nd

SB film fest news Just in... the film festival schedule has been posted.CHECK IT OUT HERE!!Wednesday January 31, 2007 Mar...
Posted by Craig on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:03:00 PST

The Time

It's 10:59 on Oct 2nd. I'm tired but for some unkown reason i'm still online looking at myspace. I am my own tragic cliche. Why do we just love this thing so much? I did ad my South Park character to ...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:02:00 PST

Talladega Nights movie review

Two words: See It!! Two more words: Funny Shit and final two words: GREAT film Thank you. C
Posted by Craig on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:50:00 PST

Star Trek The Next Generation

Through a friend at Paramount i got the 7 season DVD set for half street price. I think it was 192 bucks. I know. I know. I'm a dork! That's still alot but Chrimeny on a pop sickle stick, thats like 1...
Posted by Craig on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 04:03:00 PST

Coke Zero my ass.

Does NOT taste anything like real Coke. And I have been drinking this shit for 30 years. The same my ass. Aspartame does not taste anything like real sugar. no where near it and this new marketing sca...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 05:19:00 PST

Remote controlled airplanes

Go to Toys-R-Us right now. Get an Air Hog remote controlled airplane. They are 29 bucks. Takes six AA batteries and will have you peeing your pants. Got one on my lunch break. Was flying it all over t...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 11:49:00 PST

Adult Entertainment Network?

When did all the porn stars take over MySpace? I noticed a few when I got on this thing but now they pretty much own it. Look at all the cheesy model shots for their pics. haha What i want to know ...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Satisfaction

is when you are cutting your toenails......Oh my god, is that faux pas in LA? Cutting my own toenails? anyway, whe you are clipping the big toe and you get the whole nail off in one piece. Cause yo...
Posted by Craig on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST