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I am very punctual and I think it's hillarious that no one I know is ever on time. (Ok...I don't want to hear any shit from anyone about the day at La Strada, it wasn't my fault). Really, I laugh about it. But other than that, I'm a mess.I'm a mother, an artist, a daughter, a dog lover, a cook, a teacher, a comedian and a clutz. Sometimes I talk like a sailor but deep down I'm a lady. I'm probably the nicest person you'll meet and it works out for me badly in the end. I'm working on that. I love hanging with my family cuz they really ARE the coolest people in town (props mom and dad!!). I have FOUR less tattoos than a dozen and I've been addicted ever since the first one when I was 16. My dog, Ava, can beat up your dog cuz she's the Gestapo. I like fart jokes and I laugh at all that other crap most girls don't like. I'm loud and obnoxious and it's just the way me and Zoe like it! DVR is the best invention ever, and I don't think I've seen a commercial in 3 years.I like to make an ass out of myself doing karaoke and Dance dance revolution rocks the hizzy! Don't bite it til you try it!