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Rix

The foremost authority on surviving Zombie sex attacks

About Me

Check out my blog, R.A.S., by clicking the picture below...

"I'm yet another resource consuming kid in an overpopulated planet, raised to an alarming extent by television and madison avenue, poised to take over the world when you're old and weak"

"I watched a gay porno once... I didn't know it till half way in... THE GIRLS NEVER CAME! THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!"
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My Interests

Movies (even Crappy Movies)... Baseball... drinking... Getting a maximum return on my dollar in certain "places"... passing wind next to wheelchair bound old women.... Games ...oh and my wife...

Don't underestimate the rabbit, I saw him chewing on your rug. Seemed a force of habit, Maybe a .45 slug to save you cat it needs. -TB

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I'd like to meet:

The guys who invented the 30 pack (never before has so much beer been carried so easily)...The guys who invented the registered sex offender website (hours of fun seeing who's in your neighborhood)...Abe Lincoln (Who originated the phrase Crap in a Hat)...and YOU! (not really but didn't it make you feel special for just a moment)

Oh and Kelly Abbass

And last but not least... the future Mrs. Seto...

...and her Superhero Alter ego... God damn she's hot...

Johan and Pedro (playing nice... for now)

Tim... I mean Jim... tells us Snoo Snoo isn't all it's cracked up to be...

A little pussy and the Mets... what else do you need...

Music:

Pearl Jam... Tool... Perfect Circle...Alice in Chains... Doors... Korn... Increment... Zombie... Floyd... System... Pantera... Slayer... Seether... Evanesance... Jerry Cantrell... Dulcet...

Movies:

Holy Trilogy...The Kevin Smith film with Ben Affleck in it... Clerks...Eurotrip... Spiderbabe...Anything with Darian Caine... Indiana Jones Trilogy... Fight Club... Devil's Rejects... Tombstone... Sin City...

Television:

The Mets...Baseball Tonight...Smallville...Family Guy...Simpsons...My name is Earl...Raw...Ghost Hunters...

Heroes:

Eddie Vedder... David Wright... Pedro... Darian Caine... Misty Mundae... The Rally Monkey...Evil Monkeys... Bryan Hoch... Stacey Keibler...

My Blog

A Chiller Birthday&

Ah yes& it's that time of year again& Chiller Theatre& where the creepy vendors come to pawn their bootleg dvds and toys& where the horror fanatic shut ins choose to go on one of the few days a year t...
Posted by Rix on Sat, 10 May 2008 11:01:00 PST

Whatever money you bring to Atlantic City& stays in Atlantic City& part 1

 Alright this one has been long overdue so let’s get right into it& just be gentle& I’m delicate like a flower... Somewhere along the line, a night of getting together and drinking el...
Posted by Rix on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:25:00 PST

*Shutter*

I’ve been having nightmares of this ever since A.C..... ...
Posted by Rix on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 03:28:00 PST

Lost

The curtains have been pulled shut leaving the room in absolute darkness... I hide under the covers but there is no denying it is still lost... I was hoping to find it this week... instead I feel more...
Posted by Rix on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:24:00 PST

The Hamburger Hot Dog Episode

Enjoy   .....
Posted by Rix on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:58:00 PST

The Real Supertramp!

The Yukon SongMy tiger friend has got the sled,And I have packed a snack.We’re all set for the trip ahead.We’re never coming back!We’re abandoing this life we’ve led!So long, M...
Posted by Rix on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:27:00 PST

And Now Back to our Regularly Scheduled Programming&

I’ve decided to take the hour back that daylight saving time took away from me and use it being as unproductive as possible. So how ’bout a brand new RAS! I’m not going to bore you w...
Posted by Rix on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:30:00 PST

Video RAS 1 Redux

Let's try this again... ...
Posted by Rix on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 05:11:00 PST

Video RAS 2

Number 1 didn't post right so I'll post it again tomorrow ...
Posted by Rix on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:55:00 PST

Time to Play: A Valentines Day Memoir

Instead of trying to recite the events of the last 4 months or so, I've decided to move forward and keep things in the now since they are a lot less depressing. So now that the writer's strike is over...
Posted by Rix on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:00:00 PST