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huizinga

You're a doorman, okay. You're a doorman...doorman...doorman...doorman...doorman, so... FUCK YOU! Yo

About Me

merch girl

My Interests

selling merch for a shitty little band from scarsdale, scrubbing dried puke crust from the backseat of the tour van, fucking the lead singer but blowing the bass player on the DL, spreading the clap, beer pong, merkins...

I'd like to meet:

my maker

Music:

rock and or roll

Movies:

anything affiliated with judd apatow

Television:

see above

Books:

how to be a skank-ho merch girl

Heroes:

bill haverchuck (revisited)

My Blog

the usual suspects

Photo Credit: Mario...
Posted by huizinga on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 08:24:00 PST

dorks...


Posted by huizinga on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 07:25:00 PST

only in harlem...

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Posted by huizinga on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:52:00 PST

monkey pick

bronx zoo6/18/07 ...
Posted by huizinga on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 02:12:00 PST

oprah is fat

and i am white... special thanks to the information scientist who  found this clip in the archives......
Posted by huizinga on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:06:00 PST

prom 2007 --- skank and the fat man

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Posted by huizinga on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:38:00 PST

what alcohol does to our heroes...

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Posted by huizinga on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:25:00 PST

cannibal pigeon

pigeon eating fried chickensouth bronx, ny3/31/07 ...
Posted by huizinga on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:29:00 PST

section 8

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Posted by huizinga on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:39:00 PST

Walk it Out

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Posted by huizinga on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:25:00 PST