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Carrie

I am here for Friends

About Me

This is not the place for truth.

My Interests

cooking,teaching people how to cook, farmers markets, Italy, Dominican baseball players, American history, Brooklyn, convincing kids to eat vegetables, the yanks, triple creme french cheeses, political incorrectness, nutrition education, sexual harassment, wustoff santoku knives, street fairs, hating, hair parties, horror/zombie movies, urban grilling, my kitties.

Music:

punk, hip hop, reggae, bad 80s.

Movies:

Old Favs: fletch, airplane, naked gun, dead alive, bad taste, evil dead, army of darkness, UHF, manos the hands of fate, night of the living dead, demons, suspiria, Amelie, and lots of documentaries. Current Favs: Shitty horror movies on Chinatown buses

Television:

LOST, Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef, baseball

Books:

I'm a nonfiction geek.

Heroes:

my Daddy, my big sisters, Domenick Recine

My Blog

the whore code

hey kids,it's been a while since i posted anything, you miss me? i have no polish tales to tell you today. in fact, i think the neighborhood is finally getting used to me after just 5 years.i want t...
Posted by Carrie on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 11:02:00 PST

David Cross vs Larry the Cable Guy

 Thursday, December 01, 2005AN OPEN LETTER TO LARRY THE CABLE GUYHi everybody!The following is a letter I wrote after picking up Git-R-Done - The Larry The Cable Guy Story (ghost written by Su...
Posted by Carrie on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 08:31:00 PST

white fright

This piece has been writing itself in my head for 3 years.  Since moving to the city 6 years ago I've always lived in an ethnic enclave of sorts.  First it was the Dominican Republ...
Posted by Carrie on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 10:39:00 PST

Harlem Wildlife

Today I saw a hawk attack a pigeon in east harlem.  It swept out of a tree, tried to make off with the hapless bird between two parked cars, then flew off in a cloud of feathers.&n...
Posted by Carrie on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 04:02:00 PST

my Wall Street

Since I started my new job two weeks ago, I have the privilege of brushing elbows with arrogant Wall Street cocksuckers every day.  It's ironic that I work in the Financial district for a no...
Posted by Carrie on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:13:00 PST

Bareback Mountin'

So I went to see Brokeback Mountain last week, and it was everything I hoped it would be.  Watching Heath Ledger drill Jake Gyllenhaal awkwardly in a tent was in itself well worth the $10.75.&nbs...
Posted by Carrie on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 01:19:00 PST