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joe

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, got any gum?

About Me

ten cent wing night, a broken bike, bad haircut, story tellin' time waster. loveless.

My Interests

not falling down.

I'd like to meet:

everybody nice. no dicks.also:

Music:

springsteen, the clash, the replacements, the marked men, jawbreaker, naked raygun, the buzzcocks, ramones, husker du, the dead milkmen, weezer

Movies:

one crazy summer, scrooged, better off dead, don't tell mom the babysitter's dead, PCU, planes trains & automobiles

Television:

Conan and Curb

Books:

mostly just the paper and shitty music magazines.

Heroes:

one time i was on a greyhound bus from kissimmee to gainesville, and somehow this man had managed to sneak onto the bus without a ticket and make his way to a seat in the back. after everyone had boarded, the driver came over the intercom and said, "will the man in the back, with the orange and green shirt, please come back up and pay.." no answer. so after a few more moments he comes back on the intercom. "will the man in the miami hurricanes shirt please come back to the front of the bus and pay for your ticket. i won't leave until you do" and the fearless passenger yelled back, "yo man, i got a charlie horse right now...later!" the driver persisted with another request for payment. "i will not move this bus until you pay" silence. then another demand for payment.and then a miracle begun to occur. the people of the bus started to rally up behind the guy in the hurricanes shirt. "leave him alone!" "Yeah, he's got a charlie horse!" "C'mon! this bus was supposed to have left 10 minutes ago, let's go!"but the driver wasn't having it. "SIR! if you can not pay, i'm going to have to ask you to leave the bus."and then it happened: the guy, who has come to be my hero, yelled back, "Yo, Just drive man! I ain't payin!"and the driver drove. defeated.what a legend...

My Blog

what's been up.

if it wasn't for bruce springsteen and conan o'brien i would so much less happy. i owe them. that's it. -joe
Posted by joe on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:25:00 PST