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aunt sandy kaye

sandykaye

About Me

you came here to suck my toes.

My Interests

Ping Pong, fred salads, special dance moves, skipping rope, trains, flossing my teeth, bingo, hot springs, headdresses, learning bout all sorts of indigenous peoples, cartoons, aerobics videos, filming wild animals, powwow dancing, hide and go seek, quiet time, moss, going to the symphony, animal topiaries, pamukkale, kure kure takora, bioluminescent living things, fresh strawberries and cantaloupe, www.n55.dk, rock formations, and being amazed, i like to breathe, my new love chindogu, wandering museums, and practicing japanese.

I'd like to meet:

i love you saraswati. rescue me, dance with me hopi buffalo dancers. the people in my drawing.

Music:

os mutantes. flavia & the motonets. liliput. the 6ths. sergei prokofiev. asha bhosle. pink lady. moondog. cat stevens. lio. the soft boys. 8 doogymoto. a taste of honey. klaus nomi.

Television:

the other day i learned how Stonehenge was made. it made me very happy. does anyone want to go see Stonehenge with me?

Books:

lady into fox

Heroes:

isadora duncan, geography, tiny invisible things, simon tookoome's mind, and my most bestest friend in the whole world the vanilla prince aka sir christopher mellott , he's funnier than you

My Blog

fred salads wouldn't do that! he's the more smarter than you.

yeah chicken brain ugly face andy shut up. i hate you. fred salads wouldn't talk to me like that. this kid at work is being a real jerk to me. tomorrow i am going to put boogers and spit in andy's foo...
Posted by aunt sandy kaye on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST

i wish i was tall and had skate shoes

while stumbling around the grocery store tonight i saw something entirely incredible. as i turned down an aisle and from my peripheral vision i thought i saw a kid gliding across the floor. i sorta al...
Posted by aunt sandy kaye on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:46:00 PST

don't cut your own hair when you have been drinking

um yes, my advice is not to cut your own hair when you have been drinking. i am not sure what kind of hair cut i have. i think there is a tail in the back. you can tell me if you see me.
Posted by aunt sandy kaye on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 06:20:00 PST

high fashion in the office building

thank you nilda for using your topsy tail everyday this week. it looks great. i think everyone else at work has been noticing how overwhelmingly even and remarkably beautiful it is. and how it stays s...
Posted by aunt sandy kaye on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:43:00 PST

Chori Chori Chupke Chupke !

dear miss hindi with lipstick ,, come home very soon and we can wear sparkly bangles and you make the chai , and we tell stories and dance ....... . . . . . ">..>">..>">..>Mujhe tumse dil se py...
Posted by aunt sandy kaye on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

Sally Stiles, solo jump rope champ

Sally Stiles, solo jump rope champ has won numerous trophies. She is often known for her unique jump-rope rhymes chanted during her routines. i am very tired i will write more later.......... i hat e ...
Posted by aunt sandy kaye on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:01:00 PST

oh goodness, just spectacular

so i spent the day shopping and found some really wonderful gold sneakers for one of the models to wear in the fashion show. yeah they are like really ridiculous and awesome. and i got home and went t...
Posted by aunt sandy kaye on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:36:00 PST

oui oui bonjour, we like to eat baguettes

once upon a time when your friend is leaving for france you sing a song for her with elizabeth. first you and elizabeth make up some really bad half french lyrics because you only know a few french wo...
Posted by aunt sandy kaye on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:24:00 PST

most favoritest part of the day

my most favoritest part of the day was visiting grandma. this was a silly excursion because well when i got there and sat down next to grandma someone knocked on the door. it was mrs. garlic from arou...
Posted by aunt sandy kaye on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:26:00 PST

frank zappa you're amazin

life is really interesting when you can watch frank zappa with your dadhere watch frank zappa too ,,,,frank zappa thank goodness you're soo hot in your red one piece ... >..>...
Posted by aunt sandy kaye on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:30:00 PST