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Faggoty Ann

Fabulous enough to shit your semen.

About Me

I am the dirtiest cunting fuckbag you will ever meet. I suck a mean cock, and play an even meaner guitar. I'm the fuckin best there is and if you don't like it then shit in a condom and fuck yourself with it. I know I'm hot, but don't any of you girls get any ideas about me because I'll knock you the fuck out. Men only you dirty tuna boats. I play the anal slide guitar for Maris the Great. Drag Queen?! Pshhhhhhhhh, try Drag Emporess.

My Interests

I'm interested in guitar, buttfucking, smut, drugs and romantic walks in the park with my dad.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who wants to spell their name on my chest with their own feces. A man who will hold my pigtails when I vomit from drinking too much, (which is inevitable). Someone who's willing to change my manpon when I have to punch a grumpy, and will praise what a fuckin hot diva I am.

Music:

Maris the Great and the Faggots of Death. None other are worthy.

Movies:

Gay gangbanging shit all over harcore anal fucking cocksucking porn.

Television:

Jerry Springer, Antiques road show, and Laverne & Shirley.

Books:

Gay gangbanging shit all over harcore anal fucking cocksucking porn.

Heroes:

Johnny Cash, Jeffrey Dahmer, whoever invented fist fucking.

My Blog

Blood, shit, corn, cum and thumbnails!

Only 2 to go till I break 200 on my friends list. I have gotton so much feedback from everyone, and it's nice to know that everyone bows down to the Queen. I propose once I get to 200, maybe let's al...
Posted by Faggoty Ann on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 09:47:00 PST

Top 8 Survey!

Who is on your top 8 (in the order that you have them placed)? 1. Maris the Great 2. Faggoria 3. Miss Hissy Fit 4. Amber 5. Tony Little 6. DJ BC Ality 7. Richard Simmons 8. Mel 1. How did you meet n...
Posted by Faggoty Ann on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 10:47:00 PST

Ignorance is not always bliss...

Well here we are again with another hate mail. This one is so foolish I am surprised I even gave it the time of day. But I did, because maybe my response is something many others can learn from. Enjoy...
Posted by Faggoty Ann on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 08:01:00 PST

Buttfucking 101

Hey fuckers, So I was able to help one friend on myspace, I figured, why not help you all? I love love to get buttfucked and so should you. So here is some helpful information to make you more enth...
Posted by Faggoty Ann on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 11:39:00 PST

My anus is bleeding...

These are supposedly 26 questions that no one would ever think to ask. Answer them, then REPOST the bulletin: 1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? Vomit &a...
Posted by Faggoty Ann on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:10:00 PST

Fun with Faggots!

First of all, I have to give thanks to Faghaggary whom I stole the idea from. Click the links below to make me and Maris dance! Maris Faggoty Ann...
Posted by Faggoty Ann on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 12:08:00 PST

You can't fuck with Faggoty Ann...

Hello boys and girls! So this silly cunt decided to send yours truly some hatemail. Little did she know that my superior intellect and overall spite for humanity would completely smash any hopes she m...
Posted by Faggoty Ann on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:32:00 PST