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Jebus

Open Backed Shoes and a Man Purse

About Me

I hate short people, old people and fat people, white people, straight people, non transgendered people, cops, drunks, meterosexuals, idiots, morons, rock-a-billy dudes

My Interests

spending my baby dadies money, working out, laying on the beach, drinking, cold chillin and getting my freak on to the sweet sounds of Kenny Rogers.

I'd like to meet:

short people, old people and fat people, white people, straight people, non transgendered people, cops, drunks, meterosexuals, idiots, morons, rock-a-billy dudes

Music:

Slayer, Ghetto Boys, Nazareth, KENNY ROGERS, Jesus Jones, Bob Seager, REO Speedwagon, Megadeth, Journey, Grahm Nash, Ice Cube, John Denver, Def Lepard, Motorbreath, Wu tang clan, Todd rudgren

Movies:

Pretty in Pink, Scarface, Any THING with Nicholas Cage, Johnny Dep or John Lithgow, Tank Girl, the last temptation of Christ, Dumb and Dumber, St. Elmo's Fire, thelma and Loise, old school

Television:

Will and Grace, The Simpsons, CSI, Dharma and Greg, Friends, 24, that 70's Show

Books:

books are for nerds

Heroes:

KENNY ROGERS, Hank Aaron, Margeret Cho, Princess Diana (*sniff*), Luke Perry, Jennifer Aniston

My Blog

PS

To all the people that have wanted to be added as friends. I tried to do that today and the site was all messed up. What the fuck is going on?!/!?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by Jebus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hey People's what up? It's been a while since I rapped on this thing so I figured I would post to the bulletin and my journal space. Life has been hectic these days. My kid got a really bad staff ...
Posted by Jebus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

No

Just so we are clear boys No I will not have sex with you No I would not like to meet you No I don't remeber you because we have never met No I would not like to get to know you Idiots.
Posted by Jebus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Ass Looks Fat

Hello all, I wanted to let you hot young dudes who have been flocking to look at my ass to know one thing, I HAVE AN EIGHT INCH PENIS. ALSO I PITCH I don't catch. Ask hollywood. He no ...
Posted by Jebus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Welcome Fuckwhores

I would like to welcome all 12 of my new friends. Thank you for stopping by. Hollywood Hackett is my man bitch. But I am takig applicats for asian house boy. SUCK THE CHODE
Posted by Jebus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have to Take A SHIT

You people are idiots. time to poop.
Posted by Jebus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST