I am Robert Kolbe AKA Intelligent Design AKA Creation AKA Everything has been and always will be. You may know me from such songs as “Everybody plays a fool†and “ReMarkableâ€. They were huge hits in my living room immediately after they were released. I am one of the founding members of South Sota and a couple other groups that are now defunct. I HAVE T-SHIRTS FOR SALE CLICK ON BAND WEBSITE. Get ’em while they’re hot. I am currently turning down record contracts from major labels because I am holding out for more money. I believe in Creation and I think evolution is stupid. Watch the video below and you will too. I was born in The Philippines and raised in Minnesota. So that means I can’t be president. Otherwise I probably would be. I plan on winning the lottery soon or else I’m going to be in a lot of debt. I carry my rhymes in a bulletproof briefcase. I like to eat at buffets. Kramer is a racist. I enjoy playing Adventure Island and River City Ransom for NES. I want a Nintendo Wii. I am the smartest person that I have ever met. I still drink beer. Wild Cat and Crazy Stallion forty ounces. I am more or less the best poker player on the planet. Freestyle when drunk. Michael Moore is a fat loser. I like Jollibee. Hate it when people chase the rabbit. No punt no fold never muck. Club Lulu. I think that Common doing a commercial for the gap could be considered selling out. Why don’t they make Wu Wear anymore? Rosie O’Donnell is a racist fat dyke. Shout out to South Sota, DJ Twill, Cause n Effect, Jackie Bond, Tadpole Angel, DJ Kimchee, Brinknam, DJ Criminal, LV, Abrahammer, Explosive, North Star, Lil’ James, K-Genius, Optimus Rhyme, D-Animal, and any one I forgot.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace).
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