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About Me

Odd, Oklahoma : a short film coming fall 08
"You must have the devil in you to succeed in the arts." -Voltaire-
"I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time! I'm one of the best singers and best looking motherfuckers you've ever seen!" -Rick James-
Ello folks my name is Levi and I drink vodka. When I'm not drinking vodka, solving crimes or going on adventures, Im the writer and director for Evilevi Media and creator of the TV show "Make a Scene".
I'm a Toys R Us kid. Sometimes I'm responsible, sometimes I'm not. I tend to surround myself with other creative people. I do not like olives! Fuck olives and that stupid thing they put inside of them. Anything else just ask.
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"A monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. -Charles Darwin

My Interests

I like moving and capturing light.

I'd like to meet:




100% natural products

Music:

Good music can’t be qualified by genre.

Movies:

About a tenth of them

Television:

The Daily Show, Dexter, Entourage, Iron Chef, Adultswim, MSNBC, College football, UFCs, Boxing, The Office (UK), Extras, Spaced, IFC and the History Channel

Books:

braindroppings, beyond good and evil, any by george h. smith and messages left for others on napkins and bathroom stalls

Heroes:

Anyone who is exactly who they want to be

My Blog

MooVees r Cool

SO yeah all of you close enough... my short film "Odd, Oklahoma" will be playing Deadcenter film fest this year. Show up and buy me a beer. Fill me with the self-importance usually reserved for mel gi...
Posted by evilevi" on Sun, 04 May 2008 03:24:00 PST

The big blue not me

So at least once a year I land in a state that have beautiful sandy beaches, scantily clad woman and men frolicking in the Ocean. Eventually some will turn and ask me " Hey wanna go swim?"Levi's answe...
Posted by evilevi" on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 01:01:00 PST

Boned

So I just watched a Helicopter crash and burn on break.com.It occurs to me that helicopter pilots are chiefs In the "We're fucked" department if their aircrafts malfunction. Airplane pilots at least c...
Posted by evilevi" on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:43:00 PST

Humbling

Our Sun (amongst 300 billion others in our galaxy) is a very normal star with planets revolving around it. Our Solar system.Our Galaxy, the Milky Way, is 100,000 light years across.Scientist to this p...
Posted by evilevi" on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:57:00 PST

Using the Force

This is a conversation I had with Ryan, Bruce "Evil Dead" Campbell's nephew the other day concerning what was the best weapon possible vs zombie attack.Levi"Fuck it, I'd take a light saber"Ryan"Well t...
Posted by evilevi" on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:33:00 PST

Check out the 2008 flicks

God I fucking hate Hollywood. Thoughts?L***RemakesConan The BarbarianClash of the TitansDolemiteEvil DeadFlash GordonHe-ManLabyrinth The last house on the leftRed SonjaStreet FighterThe Warriors***Seq...
Posted by evilevi" on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:57:00 PST

Zoloft force 5

I have yet to see the movie 300 but I'm told it's a must watch. 300 dudes verses a million other dudes. Focus, determination.. you know all that "we can do it "horseshit and I was down to watch the fl...
Posted by evilevi" on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:13:00 PST

swing and a miss

Another story I shouldnt share. I promised this story monday but here it is a day early.So me and my friends were at a bar and in walks this total hottie. All my buds where drooling over this chick an...
Posted by evilevi" on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:32:00 PST

Super sized?

..> I was watching some show about dildo creation and it reminded me of a little story I shouldnt share but im going to anyway.   I was trying to get with this girl for WEEKS and finally I do....
Posted by evilevi" on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:58:00 PST

weblog abuse

..> I've never met a really smart dude that was wearing a cowboy hat.Blogs. Some folks abuse them. Honestly I dont want to read about how your love is like the ocean nor do I want to ponder your rel...
Posted by evilevi" on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 08:47:00 PST