Nerd Alerts, gallivanting, making up absurd names, LOLcatz, smocks,fake velour FUBU sweatsuits, W2 formz, etc
people who aren't douches
Jawbox,Fugazi,Quicksand,Wilco,The Anniversary,Mclusky, My Favorite,The Constantines,Calla,Dinosaur Jr,Pixies, ATDI,Husker Du,Sugar,Sonic Youth,Denali,DFA,Cut Copy,Midnight Juggernauts,Adult.,The Kills,Ladytron,Les Savy Fav,Arcade Fire,Jucifer,Built to Spill,The Cure, M83,Mogwai,Curve,B-52's,Bowie,Prince,Interpol,Depeche Mode,Portishead,Massive Attack,New Order,Tool,old Metallica,Lamb of God,Mastodon,High On Fire,Pelican,Front 242,Nitzer Ebb,NIN,Meat Beat,Front Line Assembly,DJ Krush,Diplo/Hollertronix,Coldcut,Amon Tobin,Food,Shadow,Madlib,MF DOOM,DJ Premier/Gang Starr,B.I.G.,Outkast, Dr.Dre, Timbaland, M.I.A.,Ghostface Killah,Rakim,Prefuse 73,Blockhead,Company Flow,Aesop Rock,P.B. Wolf,Andrea Parker/Touchin'Bass,Maurice Fulton,Playgroup,Jeff Mills,Rob Hood,Claude Young,Moodyman,Theo Parrish,Carl Craig,Kenny Larkin,Omar S,John Tejada, Dan Bell/DBX, Plastikman,Secondo,Akufen,Luomo/Vladislav,Herbert,Pantytec,L usine,Smith n Hack,Monolake,Basic Channel/Maurizio/Chain Reaction/Rhythm and Sound,Substance,Vainqueur,Deep Chord,Soultek,Echologist/Brendon Moeller,Convextion,pre-discotech Joey Beltram,Damon Wild/Synewave,Richard Bartz,UR,Two Lone Swordsman,Dan Curtin,Mark Broom,The Advent,Surgeon,Regis,James Ruskin,Johannes Heil,Kraftwerk,Dopplerefekt,Drexciya,Keith Tucker/Aux 88,Dexter,Carl Finlow,The Hacker,Rother,Alexander Kowalski,Bryan Zentz,generally all older Chicago House(ie:Armando,Dance Mania,Trax,S.Poindexter,Phuture,etc), Green Velvet,Swag,Freaks,Metro Area,Marco Passarani,Steve Rachmand,Stephen Brown,Cari/Mull/Beyer/Krome,Heckmann,Luke Slater,AFX, Autchere,Gez Varley,Echoplex,Jacek Sinckewicz,Steve Bug,Isolee,Lawrence,Audion,Misc.,Robag Wruhme/Wighnomy Bros.,Reinhard Voigt,Mike Ink,Dapayk,Stefan Goldmann,Alex Under,Lessismore rec,Todd Bodine,Stewart Walker,Morris Audio,Swayzak,Autchere,The Black Dog,Plaid,BOC,Delsin rec,Quince,Shed,Bitstream,Claro Intelecto,Andy Stott,Marcel Dettman,Loefah,Matty G,Scuba,Kode 9,Skream,Shackleton/Skull Disco,Vex'd,Calibre,Marcus Intalex,Spirit,Digital,Matrix, Calyx,Raiden,Photek,Teebee,Amit,Hive,Gridlok,Keaton, Metalheadz,Hospital rec,Sly and Robbie,Horace Andy,Peter Tosh,Lee Perry,Wackies,The Meters,Stevie Wonder,Marvin Gaye,Al Green,Sade,Kathy Diamond and somehow tons and tons more. I spend far too much time and money on music.