I'm interested in greasing up midgets & throwing them into monkey cages.
Sweetie, darling, you are soooo Eddy! -
International PR guru, Edina Monsoon, is
Saffron's mother and Gran's daughter. Your ex,
saffy's father is Justin. Your self pity and
indulgence make you a compliment to Patsy's
cold cynicism. Lights? Models? Guestlist? Names
Names Names!! Sweetie darling, you love me dont
you?
Which Absolutely Fabulous Character are You?
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I'd like to meet:
I'm open to meeting anyone who isn't a complete and utter DOUCHE.
Oh famous people? Real? Fake? Live? Dead? Well in that case.......
I'd love to drink with Tom Waits. I'd love to sing with Bjork. I'd love to dance with Christopher Walken. I'd love to get RELAXED with Dave Chappelle. I'd love to make out with Steve Buscemi. I'd love to do ALL of the above with Jack Black. Before I die I'd love to guest star on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. And then after I die I'd love to do the Afterlife World Tour with Jeff Buckley. Is that so much to ask?
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
"And then you say 'Hey I gotcha flowers'. And then you say 'Wait a minute, Sally....I think I got something in my teeth. Could you get it out for me? That's fuckin' teamwork!"
NOTE:
PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LEAVE GIGANTIC PHOTOS IN MY COMMENTS. I AM GOING TO STOP ACCEPTING THEM IF THEY TAKE UP THE WHOLE FREAKIN' PAGE. IT MAKES THE PAGE TAKE F O R E V E R TO LOAD. THANKS!
I LOVE THESE FREAKS:
I have AN ASSLOAD OF friends.
E-MONEY!!!
Eileen (My Wife)
Merry Death
Bobby V Da Man 2 Be
Momma!
Miss Gee
Prince Alarming (Bastard Joe)
Andy Coconut FOREVER
Dormitory Effect
Neeeeeeilio
Kristy Girl
Fetiiiiiiii
Barbara
Dadeyboy
Niiiiicola
BONESMITH
BORGO FUCKING PASS
THE RIDE
SERIAL POETS
Rae Rae
Don't piss off Mike (i love you man)
Kelly
Tone Lucid
Mazz Muse
Chris Coconut
LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL FREAKS!
Music:
BANDS:
Black Sabbath, The Police, Slayer, Pantera, B-52's, Killswitch Engage, Fear Factory, Fishbone, System Of A Down, Megadeth, KingsX, Life Of Agony, Skunk Anansie, OLD Metallica, OLD Chili Peppers, Talking Heads, Thin Lizzy, Led Zeppelin, Heart, Jethro Tull, Iron Maiden, Rush, The Doors, Radiohead, The Ramones, Sex Pistols, Tenacious D, Nirvana, Beatles, Sisters Of Mercy, Faith No More, Mr Bungle, Tomahawk (you know, whenever Patton sings his ass off and not just testing out his sound effects talents) and a whole shitload more bands...too many to name, really!
SOLO ARTISTS/SINGER-SONGWRITERS
First of all, if you haven't heard Ray Lamontagne yet, you really need to. NOW. His CD is permanently welded into my stereo.
As for everything else......Again too many to name them all, but here's a few:
Tom Waits, Tori Amos, Jeff Buckley, PJ Harvey, Luka Bloom, Aimee Mann, Ani DiFranco, David Bowie, Bjork, Rufus Wainwright, Ben Folds, Prince, OLD StevieWonder, Aretha Franklin, Janis Joplin, Bessie Smith, Jimi Hendrix and the man...Stevie Ray Vaughn
A bright light has gone out too soon. I miss you John. The stars haven't bothered to shine since you went away. It's like they knew there wasn't any point.
I WILL ALWAYS BE SUSAN B. ANTHONY COCONUT!!!
Movies:
AGAIN...TOO MANY TO NAME THEM ALL.....BUT HERE'S A FEW FAVORITES....
Living In Oblivion, The Dead Zone, Magnolia, The Butcher Boy, Dead Man, Carrie, Trainspotting, Animal House, Caddyshack, Harvey, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Life Of Brian, Holy Grail, Meaning Of Life, Boondock Saints, Taxi Driver, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Man Bites Dog, High Fidelity, Night Of The Living Dead (original!), Monsters Ball, Y T Mama Tambien, Shallow Grave, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Almost Famous, Spinal Tap, Waiting For Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Best In Show, Better Off Dead, Weird Science, Fast Times At Ridgemont High, That Thing You Do, Times Square, Charade, The Childrens Hour, Casablanca, The Shining, Detroit Rock City, Amelie, He Loves Me-He Loves Me Not, 28 Days Later, Shaun Of The Dead, Big Fish, Mars Attacks, Beetlejuice, Ed Wood, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, American Splendor, Stripes, Drop Dead Fred, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Rocky Horror Picture Show, While The Cat's Away, River's Edge, Blue Velvet, Wild At Heart, True Romance, Groundhog Day, Murder By Death, A Shot In The Dark, Pink Panther, The Party, Royal Tennenbams, Ghost World, Boogie Nights, FRIDAY (and you know this, MAN!!) etc.
I'm crazy about comedians as well. Jim Norton, George Carlin, Eddie Izzard, Jim Breuer, Greg Giraldo, Sarah Silverman, old Eddie Murphy routines and the late greats Sam Kinison & Richard Pryor.
IF LOVING JACK BLACK IS WRONG I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT:
Television:
Ok, so you know how some pretentious pigfucker says "I don't even OWN a TV".....Well the TV in my apartment gets almost NO reception and my landlady won't allow cable so I don't watch as much as I used to but I love TV. I miss TV. I wish TV would call me...
As for what I watch when I can, or what I used to really love to watch:
Simpsons, The Family Guy, Conan O'Brien, 6 Feet Under, Absolutely Fabulous, The State, OLD SNL, Buffy (shut up she kicks ass!) and anything with Eliza Dushku who will one day be my girlfriend but just doesn't know it yet....Aqua Teen, Father Ted, Seinfeld, My So Called Life, Chappelle's Show, Graham Norton Effect, Inside The Actors Studio, The Osbournes, The Daily Show, Tough Crowd, Absolutely Fabulous, The Muppet Show!!!
Books:
I get so busy it takes FOREVER to finish novels, but the last great one I finished very recently was "Lamb (The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal)" by Christopher Moore. Maybe one of the funniest books ever. Anytime you wanna take a swipe at organized religion, I say do it; because organized religion is a joke anyway.
Heroes:
Whoever invented toilet paper. I love you, man.
