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Rev. Ford

You can't kill the Metal. The Metal will live on.

About Me

Fear Leads to Anger. Anger Leads to Hate. Hatred Leads to Power. Power Leads to Victory. Let Your Anger Flow Through You. Your Hatred Will Make You Strong. True Power is Only Achieved Through Testing The Limits of One's Anger & Passing Through Unscathed. Rage Channeled Through Aggression is Unstoppable. The Dark Side of the Force Offers Unimaginable Power. The Dark Side is Stronger Than the light. The Weak Deserve Their Fate.
You Are 74% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?I'm ME. I live in a little shithole town. I'm a comicbook/cartoon/anime/D&D/music addict. I'm a smart ass. Neither a day or night person, I like them both equally. I live life day to day, since thats all any of us can do. Pretty much up to talk to anyone as long as they are interesting. Any Questions??????????????Star Wars Duel
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What's Wrong With You?

MY RESULT: Frightening to Small Children


You’re a nice, funny, intelligent person who just happens to be terrifying to anyone under the age of six.
Don’t take this news too hard. Just keep your (grossly deformed) chin held high and try to stay out of elementary schools. And maybe you should work on your people skills a little. You know, try to curb those evil stares and haunting peals of laughter. Because there’s nothing worse than having a beautiful day ruined by the blood-curdling screams of children.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Christopher Allen Ford
Birthday: May 26, 1975
Birthplace: The back of an ambulance somewhere between 29 Palms Marine Base and the Naval hospital in San Diego
Current Location: LBG
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown when I don't shave it
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: half native american and half white boy
The Shoes You Wore Today: none right now
Your Weakness: beautiful women
Your Fears: hell if I know
Your Perfect Pizza: lots of meat and cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to make it to next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Take your pick there are alot of em
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn it
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes, and the other one I'm gonna let you guess
Your Bedtime: when I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: used t, quit almost two years ago
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: yeah don't know how well tho
Do you Shower Daily: of course
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: been there want to go back
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: of course I am the shit
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: at times
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: used to need to get back into it
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ummmmm...kinda drinking right now
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yeah, anyone that says they havent is lying( asprin, caffine, etc.)
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I wish , I love oreos. thats why I must stay away
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hell no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yep
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: I don't want to
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm never gonna grow up. I'm a Toys 'R Us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Holland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: prefer Brunettes, but it depends on the woman
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: any over 5 foot
Weight: depends on height and build
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: too many
Number of CDs I own: 200 or so
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 1 with more to come
Number of things in my Past I Regret: fuck the past nothing can be done bout it now
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 50%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation |||| 16%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||| 23%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 56%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 23%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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What kinda sex do you like?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Times you want to fuck a day.. 10
Fav. position the reverse piggy back
How you like it ROUGH BABY
Where do you like doing it on the beach
how good are you? fucking orgasmic
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You are Magneto Magneto 69% Apocalypse 65% Mr. Freeze 64% Dr. Doom 62% Lex Luthor 57% The Joker 55% Venom 50% Dark Phoenix 48% Juggernaut 46% Mystique 46% Poison Ivy 42% Catwoman 40% Green Goblin 34% Kingpin 32% Two-Face 30% Riddler 25% You fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much that you are willing to fight and hurt others for your cause.
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My Interests

Comics,Animation,Role Playing Games, Eastern Philosophy, Hiking, Biking, Going to concerts,Video Games, Drawing,All Kinds Of Shit Really. oh yeah, I'm a pretty damn good cook too.You have a sexual IQ of 146

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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[adjective]:

Insatiable to the point of crazy

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Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||| 42%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 58%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||| 54%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||| 70%
Borderline |||||||||| 38%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 46%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 54%
Dependent |||| 18%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 46% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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I'd like to meet:

Any number of hot redheads ( Laura Prepon, Allyson Hannigan, and Kari Byron all at the top of the list).Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 90% Iron Man 70% Green Lantern 65% Robin 60% Hulk 60% The Flash 60% Catwoman 60% Wonder Woman 45% Superman 40% Supergirl 40% Batman 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
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You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. What's Your Beer Personality?

Music:

Hellyeah ,Nothingface ,Spineshank ,Beatles , Led Zep , Pink Floyd ,Doors ,Static X , System of a Down , Mushroomhead , Slipknot , Slayer , Sevendust, (HED)P.E., Godsmack, P-funk, Frank Zappa, mc chris, Cypress Hill,ICP, Kittie, Primus, Mudvayne, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Rush, Dead Milkmen, King Missile, Gwar, Soil, Korn, Disturbed ,Otep ,Hatebreed ,Soulfly, Stonesour, Wolfmother,Gnarls Barkley, Dangerdoom, Neil Young, Coal Chamber, Ween, Napalm Death, Dethklok, Tenacious D, Devildriver, Daath, Behemoth, Lamb of God, God Forbid, All That Remains, Arch Enemy, The Agonist, Droid, Gojira, Kingdom of Sorrow, The Sword and the list goes on and on and on and on..........

Movies:

Mostly Action, Sci-fi, Fantasy, or Comedy. And Animated movies of all types, in case you can't tell its sort of an addiction.

Television:

HEROES,Family Guy,Robot Chicken,Metalocalypse, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles,Smallville,Mythbusters, NCIS , Stargate Atlantis,Supernatural, other stuff too, but there isn't enough time in the day to watch everthing thats on.

Books:

R.A. Salvatore( Drizzt Do'Urden, and the Demonwars mainly), Star Wars novels , The Sword of Truth novels,and Comic books. Currently reading Godzilla On My Mind.
You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


92%

atheism


75%

Paganism


71%

agnosticism


71%

Buddhism


58%

Islam


54%

Judaism


33%

Christianity


33%

Hinduism


29%
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Heroes:

Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, Aquaman, Spider-man, Thor, Silver Surfer, Hulk, FF, Avengers, The Skywalker Clan, Godzilla, & Mothra.The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Extreme
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
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My Blog

....just a rant

What is it with all the people that post these little bulletins that say repost this if you believe in God, or Jesus.I really hate the ones that claim you are going to Hell if you don't repost. I...
Posted by Rev. Ford on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:46:00 PST

BOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck is up with all the damn bots on here. If its not bots its people trying to get you to join their webcam group which is....you guessed it the same fucking shit that you are dealing with f...
Posted by Rev. Ford on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:17:00 PST

My First Name

I was just thinking bout something...... Why the Fuck are there soooooooooooooo many people named Chris.  Now I realize that it can be  Christopher( like myself), Christina,Christian, ect......
Posted by Rev. Ford on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 12:12:00 PST

women!

it amazes me the number of women that claim to be looking for a nice guy that isn't going to treat them like shit. THERE ARE PLENTY OF GOOD GUYS OUT THERE. open your eyes. we may not be the ideal of w...
Posted by Rev. Ford on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:09:00 PST

those wonderful ups and downs

Well life went to shit last week. Lost my job. Which meant that getting a car running in the near future and being able to get away from this hellhole town were put on an indefinite hiatus.  But,...
Posted by Rev. Ford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I found this amusing

"Um. WhaT's THe NAME of ThE word FoR ThINgs Not BEinG the samE AlWAyS. You KnOW. i'M SURE there IS one. IsN't THeRe? TherE MUST bE A wORD FOr it......thE ThinG THAT leTs You KnoW Time is HaPPenING. Is...
Posted by Rev. Ford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

one of those days

Ever have one of those days when everything you do frustrates the shit out of you.  Well today is a great example.  Now admitedly I have a bit of an issue with patience, but damn some things...
Posted by Rev. Ford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I feel so stupid!

Here it is I have been hating being single as of late, and what do I do when I meet a girl that is obviously responsive. FORGET TO ASK FOR HER #, how fucking retarded was that.  Oh well thats lif...
Posted by Rev. Ford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

.......

What do you dream about? Name/Nickname:  Age:  Zodiac Sign:  AquariusAriesCancerCapricornGeminiLeoLibraPiscesSagittariusS corpioTaurusVirgo Fav. Color Combo:  Blue/Si...
Posted by Rev. Ford on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST