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Jadon

Dont move or it will see you!

About Me

Currently studying at Surrey University for a Masters in environmental psychology, which is good for a laugh. Work at the plantation cafe in guildford. Its like a youth centre that has gigs on fridays. Through which ive somehow become a sound technician. Getting Married next year to my beautiful girlfriend. I say awesome alot. Im a competent martial artist but am currently out of training till I get some funds together. I am also an amateur experimental sushi chef (By experimental I mean bad).


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My Interests

Cricket, martial arts, psychology, comics, film, anime, manga, Sushi. Now some people may find cricket boring, but when you have a spherical brick being thrown at you at 80 miles an hour it becomes abit more interesting. Its even more interesting when said ball is hit by said batter at your face, catch or die!. I play for the ODCC (old dorking cricket club) and plan to get atleast 2 trophies this season. My next door neighbour has played 1500 games for the team and has over 2500 wickets ._. Ive been doing martial arts on and off for around 10 years. Currently it stands at: Judo (in south africa) for around 4 years. Karate (in england) for around 5 years. Tiger-crane Kung fu (at portsmouth uni) for about a year and a half. The kung fu was by far the most intensive training Ive ever done, at one point training up to 8 hours a week. As well as Kung fu I was studying San-Da along side it, which is effectively kung fu kickboxing...with throws!. Next on the agenda I would like to take up a grappling art (possibly Brazilian jijutsu) or boxing.Psychology wise I would describe myself as an ecological/environmental psychologist. I am most interested in the relationship people have with their environment, how it effects us and the environment reciprocally. I have a Bsc from Portsmouth University and am soon to finish a Msc in environmental psychology at Surrey University. Am considering a PhD :) .

I'd like to meet:

Alan Moore, Stephen Fry, Jonty Rhodes, Nelson Mandela, Lance armstrong, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchet, Ah-nald A.K.A the governator. To be honest Id like to meet most people of interest, and as a psychologist I find most people interesting! But above all, Spider jerusalem.

Music:

Cheesy symphonic metal, with plenty of helpings of old fashioned rock n roll. Must say Ive taken a liking to a band I saw at plantation called "Hooray for me". Another band that sometimes plays there is "Neon Lights", they are awesome. The first band I ever really got into was "The offspring" but I kinda lost enthusiam for them recently, Americana was their last album I really enjoyed. Now days you can catch me listining to Rhapsody, Manowar, Foo fighters, Dodgy techno remixes of phantom of the opera..., five iron frenzy, the most awesome of anime theme songs (naruto,evangelion, Full metal alchemist. you know the good stuff).

Movies:

Im an avid film lover. But I always find myself differentiating between "good films" and "entertaining" films. The best films are those that can do both. An entertaining film = Rocky, Die hard, Conan, Bloodsport, Zoolander. You know big summer blockbuster, feel good, action, comedy films.Good films are the more arty ones like Memento, films with actual meaning that make you care. The amazing films are movies like Terminator 2 that are well made and clever ( IT IS!) but are also offer pure entertainment.Baron munchausen is an awesome old school film with a BOATLOAD of A-list actors who wer eonly small fry then.

Television:

Not really watching much T.V at the moment. Few things that do still entertain me though: Streetcrime UK!, That 70's show, futurama, Q.I, cricket, Invader Zim. The real hustle and a few others. Good movies are always welcome

Books:

Terry Pratchet mostly. Do enjoy comics though. Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman and Warren Ellis are my favourite writers but am also a batman fan. Fables is also a brilliant comic, I have some of the cover art by James Jean framed in my bedroom, check out http:....www.jamesjean.com to see his amazing art. So besides batman anything DC vertigo I normally like. Manga I read most is naruto. Rock Lee kicks so much ass, Ive never gone from hating to loving a character so fast. Id buy Rock lee a drink :DSee doesnt he look like a knob?, Not only that but his the most gimped in terms of abilities. He is the equivelent of the limbless olympic swimmer, just aquaplaining through sheer will. Hardcore.One of my all time fave's is transmetropolitan, EVERYONE should read it. It should be compulsory. Transmetropolitan follows Spider as he harasses people with the ugly, painful truth until they are practically driven insane, fill their pants up with defecation wrought of abject terror, or simply kick his ass. Then he writes articles about them.

Heroes:

Jonty Rhodes, Lance Armstrong, Stephen Fry, Nelson Mandela, Skeletor,Spider jerusalem,Rock Lee!

My Blog

Renegade Sushi mastah

I am currently training myself in the way of the sushi chef. I have mastered the simple Nori seaweed rice roll.  Typically I use either tuna or salmon and I add pickled ginger and wasabi to both....
Posted by Jadon on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:17:00 PST

The man with the golden Sub

Another spying mission, This one on Dorking subway.  After photographing the target I infiltrated its defenses and convinced a lacky to sell me their sub of the day.  It was tense, just as s...
Posted by Jadon on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:05:00 PST

The names Ortlepp....Jadon Ortlepp

Today I was a corporate spy. Or as you civilians like to call us, a "secret shopper".  Joined this company called retail eyes (www.retaileyes.co.uk).  And they gave me a mission to spy on a ...
Posted by Jadon on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 10:43:00 PST

Fun times at 5am

Its quiet....to quiet. Hear that?.....quiet you fool we're in bat country!You would think at 5am I would want some sleep, but somehow morpheus that bastard is being stingy with the ol sand. I spend 5 ...
Posted by Jadon on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:44:00 PST

I am the music man

More stories from the world of plantation. This guy called Richard recently left the plantation to goto priest school.  Odd thing is, is that Richard was the only person who knew how to work the ...
Posted by Jadon on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:40:00 PST

Black magic woman

So I was chillin with the cool kids outside plantation, watching them come up with innovative ways to annoy passers by whilst consuming beer and whiskey (they were, i wasnt).  So they make some s...
Posted by Jadon on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:47:00 PST

Batman>Freud

Just went in for a meeting with a lecturer to brainstorm about my genius.  On closer examination it turns out I do not have the resources to apply my genius.  This wouldnt be a problem for b...
Posted by Jadon on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:15:00 PST