A typical morning with my psycho cat |
I wake up to the sound of scratching and meowing at my door. I open the door. Kitty runs in and bites my ankles and feet as if this was just the way everybody says good morning. I scream, NO KITTY S...
Posted by Peter on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST |
Hmmm, why did I not get the job? |
Ok, I thought I would be super smart and ace a job interview, especially the interview questions. So, I brought along my book, "How to respond to job interview questions for total idiots." Each time ...
Posted by Peter on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:45:00 PST |
For women who want to understand a man |
AT LAST, a guy has taken the time to write this all down. FINALLY, the guys' side of the story.We always hear, "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. And these ar...
Posted by Peter on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:48:00 PST |
A cute game to play with kids |
I love to tell little kids that at night I turn into a monster and I will eat them...unless they go and kick their mom really hard. Then I laugh when the kid gets a spanking for kicking his mom. You ...
Posted by Peter on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:02:00 PST |
A day in the life of Peter |
Wake up and make coffee.Work work work...Go outside and eat nuts 'n honey cereal in front of squirrels just to taunt them.Read myspace messages.Work work work...Drive downtown and put fake parking tic...
Posted by Peter on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 05:39:00 PST |
In hindsight I guess this was a bad question to ask |
Ok, I thought it might be cool to be a crossing guard for a local elementary school. During the interview I asked if they will be providing me with a piece or if I need to supply my own gun. Then the...
Posted by Peter on Fri, 12 May 2006 07:35:00 PST |
More grocery store fun |
The next time you go grocery shopping, bring the Sunday newspaper with you. Then, when you are in the checkout line and the cashier asks you if have any coupons, put the Sunday paper on the counter an...
Posted by Peter on Sat, 06 May 2006 07:41:00 PST |
Another thing that really bugs me |
I HATE IT when people call me on their cell phone when they are at a loud bar, loud restaurant or loud club. If you are the type of person who makes cell phone calls from loud places, THE PERSON YOU A...
Posted by Peter on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:02:00 PST |
More screwing with people's minds |
When talking to a friend on the phone, in the middle of a sentence stop talking and breathe just loud enough for them to hear you breathing so they know you are still on the line. But do not talk. You...
Posted by Peter on Fri, 05 May 2006 08:19:00 PST |
Why do people say this? |
Why is it when we are going to eat most foods we say we are going to having something to eat, but with Mexican, Asian or Italian food, we have to clarify the ethnicity of the food? For example, if my...
Posted by Peter on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:57:00 PST |
