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THE WIZARD

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About Me

Describing my personality wouldn't do it justice you'd just have to meet me and see for yourself what I'm like. To some folks I can be goofy and silly to others serious, to some mellow while to some hyper, to some cynical while to some idealistic, to some extraverted while to some intraverted, to some fun while to some annoying, to some mature while to some childish and immature, etc. So you decide for yourself.

My Interests

CURRENT VIDEOGAME COLLECTON: Max Payne 2,Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, Mercenaries, Quake II, Duke Nukem Time to Kill, Final Doom, Disruptor, Spiderman 2,The Punisher (PS2),Cold Winter, Area 51(PS2), Project Snowblind, Time Splitters Future Perfect, Star Wars Battlefront, The Warriors, WWE Smackdown vs. Raw 2006,Twisted Metal Black, Commando, Mercs, Forgotten Worlds, Final Fight, Ghosts n Goblins, Ghouls n Ghosts, Super Ghouls n Ghosts,Exes, Commando, Gun Smoke, Legendary Wings,1942,1943,1943 Kai, SF II Deluxe Edition, Jungle Hunt, Ninja Kids, Rastan,Thunder Fox, Phoenix, Return of the Invaders, Space Invaders Part 2, Space Invaders, Exzisus, Battle Shark, Colony 7,Operation Thunderbolt, Operation Wolf, Space Gun, Bubble Bobble, Tokio, Section Z, Legendary Wings, Vulgus, Quake 2, Driver 1,Deus Ex, MDK 2, Pac-Man, Ms. Pac-Man, Dig Dug, Dragon Spirit, Galaga, Galaxian, Rolling Thunder, Hydro Thunder, Off Road thunder, San Francisco Rush The Rock, San Francisco Rush 2049, Roadkill, Sonic Mega Collection, Unreal Tournament, Maximo, Mega Man 1-8, Smash TV, Gauntlet, Marble Madness, Robotron 2084, Gauntlet, Rampage, Vindicators, Spy Hunter (arcade), Mortal Kombat 2, Mortal Kombat 3,Gauntlet 2, Spy Hunter 2 (arcade),Total Carnage, Pit Fighter, Arch Rivals, Rampage World Tour, Primal Rage, Spy Hunter (PS2), Future Cop L.A.P.D., Powerslave, Vigilante 8 2nd Offense, No One Lives Forever, Hunter the Reckoning, Shinobi (PS2).FAVORITE VIDEOGAME GENRES: First Person Shooters, Third Person Shooters, Third Person Adventure, Action Platformers, Overhead Shoot em Up, Driving Action, Overhead Shooters, Horizontal Shooters, Sports Action, Fighting/ Wrestling.FAVORITE VIDEOGAME CONSOLES: NES, SNES, Genesis, Gameboy, N64, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance, Playstation 1, Playstation 2 and the good ol' arcade of course.FAVORITE VIDEOGAME SITES: www.gamefaqs.com, www.ign.com, www.allgame.com, www.romnation.com, www.emureactor.com.FAVORITE VIDEOGAME STORES: Electronics Boutique, Gamestop, Babbage's, Amazon.com.ROMS I AM LOOKING FOR: Atari 7800, Intellivision, ColecoVision, Sega Master System, NES, Turbografx-16/Turbo Grafx-CD, Genesis/Sega CD/32X, Neo Geo/Neo Geo CD, Atari Lynx, Atari Jaguar, Game Boy, Game Boy Color, Game Boy Advance, PC-FX, 3DO, Neo Geo Pocket Color, N64, PS1, Saturn.FAVORITE ONLINE COMIC STRIPS: http://www.i-mockery.com/pixelpals/default.php, www.plif.com, www.qwantz.com, www.whiteninjacomics.com, www.quantz.com/apologies, www.yellow5.com/pokey/archive, http://boasas.com, http://cheston.com/pbf/archive.html, http://catandgirl.com/archive.php, www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootsarchiveCHILDHOOD ACTION FIGURES: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Marvel (mostly X-Men), Masters of the Universe, Rambo, WWF, G.I. Joe, Star Wars, Spawn, Predator, Aliens, Terminator, Robocop.FAVORITE DRUGS: Beer (ales like Miller Lite served ice cold), Coffee (anything really cold and super sweet, preferably any Starbucks Frapuccino), Cigarettes (strong, rich tasting cigarettes like Marlboro or Camel) and lots of Vitamin C.http://www.erowid.org, www.entheogen.com/ http://www.cognitiveliberty.org/ http://www.maps.org/

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Music:

CURRENT MUSIC COLLECTION (this is just stuff since Katrina, lost all the old shit when I was burglarized):acid bath, Alice Cooper , Alice in Chains, Allman Brothers, anthrax, arcade fire, At the Gates, beastie boys, Beatles, beck, Black Flag, Black Sabbath , Blue Oyster Cult, Blue Cheer, Hawkwind, Tangerine Dream, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Cannibal Corpse, Cream, crowbar, the Cure, Cypress Hill, danzig, David Bowie, the Dead Kennedys, depeche mode,The Doors, electric wizard, Elton John, Eyehategod, Faith No More, The Features, The Flaming Lips, foetus, The Geto Boys, godflesh, Grateful Dead, Grief, Guess Who, Guns N’ Roses, interpol, James Taylor, jane's addiction, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, John Lennon, Judas Priest, jurassic five, King Diamond, Kmfdm, Led Zeppelin, love, galactic, marilyn manson, mars volta, Mastodon, meat puppets, Megadeth, melvins, Metallica, Ministry, The Moody Blues, my life with the thrill kill kult, my morning jacket, Neil Young, Neurosis, Nile, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, nitzer ebb, Nuclear Assault, Obituary, orgy, pantera, Phish, Paul McCartney, pearl jam, peter tosh, Pink Floyd, pixies, the Police, Primus, John Lennon, Public Enemy, Queen, Queensryche, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, The Ramones, razed in black, Red Hot Chili Peppers, revolting cocks, Rod Stewart, rolling stones, Roots, Sepultura, skinny puppy,The Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Dogg, sonic youth, Soundgarden, Steely Dan, The Steve Miller Band, sublime, t. rex, Tom Petty, U2, Vanilla Fudge, velvet acid christ, Velvet Underground, Voivod, War, Weedeater, The who, widespread panic, Yes.MUSIC GENRES: Film Scores, Prog rock, Classic rock, old Psychedelic rock, old Alternative, Grunge, Jazz, old Thrash, stoner metal, old hardcore/gangsta rap, old hardcore punk, old industrial dance, jam bands, old funk, old soul, old pop, old reggae, ambient, classical.MUSIC SITES: www.allmusic.com (the only music site you will ever need, trust me).FILE SHARERS/TORRENT SITES: Soulseek, Thepiratebay.org, Isohunt.com, Mininova.comFOR FREE SOFTWARE: www.download.com

Movies:

RECENTLY BOUGHT MOVIES (i own over 1,500 total but will only list the new ones):Serpico, Death Wish, Elephant, Yellow Submarine, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 25th Hour, Dawn of the Dead,Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Rush, Gridlock’d, Dirty Shame,Miss 45,The Graduate, Dr. Strangelove, Peeping Tom, Bram Stocker’s Dracula, Night of the Living Dead, The Stand, Raging Bull, Palindromes, Harold and Maude, Buffalo 66,Predator 2,Manchurian Candidate, JFK, Meet the Feebles, Batman Begins, Terminator 3, Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat, Eraserhead,Boy and his Dog, Easy Rider, Toxic Avenger, Trainspotting, Wild at Heart, Elephant Man, Spider, Pink Flamingos, Happiness, Re-Animator, Big Fish, Crazies, Kill Bill 1, Kill Bill 2, Clifford, Land of the Dead, Heavenly Creatures, Matrix, matrix revolutions, Matrix reloaded, Grass, Slacker, Suburbia, Sin City, Liquid Sky, Barton Fink, Wonderland, Gummo, Jesus’ Son, Crumb, Christiane F, Light Sleeper,Martin,Monkey Shines,Wild Angels,Clockwork Orange, Fahrenheit 451,Pink Floyd the Wall,Jacob’s Ladder,Fatal Attraction,Basic Instinct,The Fly, Neverending Story,Dead Ringers,Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring, Lord of the Rings the Twin Towers,Lord of the Rings Return of the King,Willow,Crash,Brood,Shivers,Rabid,Shaun of the Dead, a life less ordinary,Mallrats,mad max,mean streets,Magnolia,millers crossing,masque of the red death, l.i.e., Sisters, Repulsion, Napoleon Dynamite, Return to Oz, Mad Max Beyond thunderdome, Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, American Splendor, American Psycho, Meaning of Life, Midnight Cowboy, Man Who Wasn’t There, Casino, Caddy Shack, American Beauty, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, L.A. confidential, Memento, theres something about mary, Drugstore Cowboy, Half Baked, To Die For, Soul Man, Light Sleeper, Young Frankenstein, Zebrahead, Animal Room, manhunter, Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Mulholland Drive, another day in paradise, my own private Idaho, lord of illusions, late last night, loaded weapon 1, last house on the left, Misery, mafia!, Alien.FAVORITE MOVIE GENRES:Dark Comedy, Horror, Science Fiction, Camp, Spoofs, Surreal, Animated and also anything honest, frank, hysterical, highly original, graphic, vulgar, disturbing, horrific, mind-blowing, incredibly surreal, drug-likeMOVIE SITES:www.Imdb.com, www.Allmovie.com, www.Reel.com, www.Thecontext.com, www.Whalefish.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk, www.Thespinningimage.co.uk/index.asp, www.eofftv.com, http://filmforce.ign.com

Television:

FAVORITE CARTOONS:Eeek! the Cat, Freakazoid, Tiny Toon Adventures, Animaniacs, The Critic, The Simpsons, Futurama, The Oblongs, Bob & Margaret, King of the Hill, Beavis & Butthead, Daria, Family Guy, Harvey Birdman, Stroker & Hoop, 12 Oz. Mouse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, American Dad, Sealab 2021, Home Movies, Robot Chicken, The Brak Show, Duckman, Undergrads, TV Funhouse, South Park, Rocko’s Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy, Dr. Katz, Dilbert, The Tick, Batman the Animated Series

Books:

FAVORITE WRITERS:Bill Burroughs, Hunter S. Thompson, Bret Easton Ellis, Elmore Leonard, J.D. Salinger, George Orwell, Camus, Anne Rice, Robert Cormier, Flannery O'Conner

Heroes:

FAVORITE PAINTERS/GRAPHIC ARTISTS/CARTOONISTS/COMIC BOOK ARTISTS/ANIMATORS:Robert Crumb, Todd McFarlane, H.R. Geiger, Frank Miller, Gerald Scarfe, johen vasquez, Ralph Bakshi, Bill Wray, Brom, Ernst Fuchs, Matt Dixon, Wim Kuenen, Salvador Dali, Matt Groening, Seth McFarlane, Mike Judge, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Bill Plympton, Kevin Eastman, Peter Laird, Tim Bradstreet, Gary Larson, Dr. Seuss, Jim Henson, Terry Gilliam, John kricfalusi, Rene Laloux, Mike Mignola, Sam Kieth, Harvey Pekar, Daniel Clowes, Everett Peck, Tim Burton, Adam Jones, Clayton Crain, Jeff SmithARTIST WEBSITESwww.morpheusgallery.com, http://visionaryartforum.com/artlinks.htm, www.artsforge.com/agallery/surreal.htmlFAVORITE COMEDIANS:Jerry Seinfeld, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Lenny Bruce, Andy Kaufman, Bill Hicks, Denis Leary, George Carlin, Dave Chapelle, Richard Pryor, Dave Attell, Steven Wright, Robin Williams, Rodney Dangerfield, Dana Carvey, Norm Macdonald, Jim Bruer, Craig Ferguson, Sam Kinison, Janeane Garofalo, Gary Shandling, Richard Lewis, Gilbert Gottfried, Louie Andersen, Jay Mohr, Paul Reubens, Steven Martin, Jim Carrey, Eddie Izzard, Bernie Mac, Chris Tucker, Martin Lawrence, Lewis Black, Dave Alan Grier, Martin Short, Michael Richards, Michael Richards, Henry Rollins, Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong, Adam Sandler, David Spade, Andy Dick, Jim Norton, Will Ferell, Rowan Atkinson, Phil Hartman, Marlon Wayans, Stephen Lynch, Dane Cook, Eddie Griffin, Julio Iglesias, Gallagher, Harland Williams, John Leguizamo, Margaret Cho, Mitch Hedberg, Pablo Francisco, Amy Sedaris,Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizen’s Brigade

My Blog

incompetent cops and criminals running amock...

so anyways my mexican neighbors finally moved out. but the legacy they left remains. after turning my street into a haven for theft, blow and prostitution my neighbors are gone but cops and under...
Posted by Surreal on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 10:59:00 PST

Katrina is turning my neighborhood into a crime infested dump

Apparently my neighborhood really is going to shit man. My friend's car was broken into last night in front of the complex, his car radio and CD collection stolen. How did one event, Katrina, change t...
Posted by Surreal on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:20:00 PST

My Addiction to Doom

Alright, it's getting ridiculous how much time I've been spending playing Doom. Last night one level took me a good 40 minutes man. I'm only 17 levels into the first Doom game. Why do I always de...
Posted by Surreal on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:24:00 PST

My era of blogging has returned and with a vengeance

Looks like I aint posted a new blog in fuckin forever. It seemed like no one was reading them anyway. Just thought 2 noteworthy things happened today. First I shat and had one of those huge soft serve...
Posted by Surreal on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:18:00 PST

ROACHES, FLIES, MOSQUITOS, SPIDERS OH MY!

The bug problem at my apt. is spiralling out of control. Every day if I dont see flies I see mosquitoes, roaches or spiders man. Last night this weird flying wasp/roach thing was gliding around the ro...
Posted by Surreal on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:33:00 PST

SHORT INTENSE LUCID DREAM

Last night at 8-something at night I got hit with this sudden wave of intense sleepiness. I was trying to watch this movie but at the same time couldnt fight the urge to sleep so i laid down in my cou...
Posted by Surreal on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:56:00 PST

comments on peoples reactions to extreme things

I've been experimenting with showing my friends really fucked up warped disturbing movies. So far I've tested reactions to Vulgar, Last House on the Left, Trainspotting, I Spit on Your Grave, Re-Anima...
Posted by Surreal on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:54:00 PST

SNORTING FAT LINES OF JIZZ

There is a definite need for someone to make a lot of semen then dry it under a heat lamp or lightly heat it or something into a powder than get people to snort it. Mix it with some drug so they still...
Posted by Surreal on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST

A Very Immature Senseless Joke I Made

Alright here's a joke I thought of while in the shower-whats the difference between a jew and a gentile (that means non jew)?when a gentile says hes baked its from pot when a jew says hes baked its fr...
Posted by Surreal on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 09:51:00 PST

trippy politics

I was thinking how interesting it would be if it was mandatory for all U.S. voters to drop acid an hr prior to voting at the polls. Wonder how the election would turn out then. Also at the debates lea...
Posted by Surreal on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:17:00 PST