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Brock Landers

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About Me

[email protected] - THIS IS THE WAY IN THE WORLD JOE SAID, I HAD TO PUT A BULLET INTO HIS HEAD - sorry about the confusion of songs below but i wanted to provide you with a selection, it's my way of giving you an idea of what music i like and you should be listening to but on quite a small scale really and also to give you an excellent on line juke box, anyway I'm Andy aka Greeny aka Gringo, Gren, Grechen i'm a 25 year old boy and it ain't fresh getting fucking older, i sell land, developments and investments for a living and love it - so HOLLA!!! to to my 4D niggaz n The Property Shop biatch's luv yers all. I like to meet interesting people and i will have a laugh with anyone but sometimes a bit too far when i'm fuckin wrecked, J'adore writing music with my bro and listening and getting inspired by all the great bands and artists that have shaped my ideas of good music and this bitch of a world. I love my Audi TT it's ace (check it out on my pics, rollin on 18's with my crew, biatch!!!) my Bro Dave is my best mate along with my side kick P who is a top lad who enjoys a good ol'd chesh on his laad and looks forward to nobody being in "giggle giggle, hehe, my wiwwy ish shtiffy should i shake it and make it spit?", also Elsie potato tits who claims he is the dining master but i dunno bout that "FUCK IT LETS GET THE BUCKET" he can be a fukin part timer especially when there is an attractive middle aged man with a digger needing a bit of manual help "can i see your joystick!" but u gotta luv the Downer- apparently he knows everything - like if you tell him something that only you could know about he instantly says "oh yeah i know" when it is purely impossible that he couldn't what a fuckin' rem he can be, he acts like he's some kind of RETARDED GURU sometimes but for some reason i can't help but love him, my boy John (never see him anymore "where u at bro?")"I'M GEWWIN MAWWIED ME!!!", P.C. SPLIG aka Dom whos a likkle cheeky copper, Kammy who's apparently some how got someone to believe he is a fuckin high rankin architect or designer or somethin and he's fuckin lost in Zimbabwe, Vietnam or Sierra Leon or somethin, he's nearly died twice trying to build some fuckin bar or fuckin shelter for the elderley or homeless or just a fuckin whore house i dunno just fuckin somethin' don't think he even knows waht the fuck he's doing but he's fucking ace, Also my mate Si De Geez who calls himself Simundo who always is knowin' about de fings if you know what i is pippin' french -he is always wanting to pip and pecks ur head, Ste The Moss Master Flex - you 'n' me mate will take over the property world with money on our minds and a bottle of fuckin' Bells in our hearts HAHAHAHA!!! and a final "luv ya" to all my other mizzle fizzle nizzles out there. My Bro is a solo artist CHECK HIM OUT ON MY TOP 8 FRIENDS - DAVE GREEN, listen to the top tunes he's made with help from me with the writing!!!, i write lyrics for some of my bro's songs and he does the fantastic music and astonishing vocals, please someone sign him he is ACE!!!, peace to tha masses, no outcome disasterous, My life is my obsession with music and you can get an idea of what i like from my page and looking at who i'd like to meet below, thank you for your time people and enjoy, especially the ladies, Peace out!!!! and in the words of Vanilla Ice "WORD TO YOUR MOTHER"....OK!!!
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my.Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my. Ostagazuzulum, that was the magic word. Ostagazuzulum, my oh my.He can do magic, magic, magic! Magic a rabbit, eight feet high.Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my.Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Andy Green
Birthday: 5th March 1982
Birthplace: Billinge in Wigan the centre of the earth
Current Location: Work
Eye Color: Greeny Blue
Hair Color: Blondie Brown
Height: 6 Foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFT
Your Heritage: from the long lost island of pissheads
The Shoes You Wore Today: black leather
Your Weakness: Beautiful brunette girls
Your Fears: dying b4 i do everything i want to do and being unsuccessful
Your Perfect Pizza: any when in italy but home domino's with double pepperoni, spicy beef, peppers, sweetcorn and tandori chicken but ging off it now
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make as much money as possible and i supose i could say to find love, sounds a bit sad like but would be good
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i like bunny wabbits
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck why did i stay up so late oh well fuck it lets make money!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: i dunno i will let you guys decide!!!
Your Bedtime: try to make it early but never is
Your Most Missed Memory: my grandad, my childhood and deffo miss love
Pepsi or Coke: DIET COKE but i try to lay off the caffeine
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK BABY but dont really go alot
Single or Group Dates: single deffo
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: aint a big fan of either
Chocolate or Vanilla: not really got a sweet tooth but i suppose vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee but again it contains nasty caffeine so i try not to drink it
Do you Smoke: NO!!! i quit, it is far too nasty i dont wanna die young
Do you Swear: fuck no, i fucking never fucking swear, i fuckin h8 shitty mouthed people, there is no fucking need for it those fuckers can fuck off, shit there i go!!!
Do you Sing: when i'm winning, yeah
Do you Shower Daily: dunno
Have you Been in Love: yeah, deeply
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you want to get Married: i guess so one day
Do you belive in yourself: yeah boy,fuck yeah baby damn right i do, and i would like to say a special FUCK OFF to anyone who said the opposite like that fucker Julian Nunwick, check my ride now bitch!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: i felt rank after going Alton Towers but i did over do it, i think it was sun stroke, so no,i aint no bitch LOL
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah -big head!!!!! only messin but i need to get back to the gym ASAP
Are you a Health Freak: i was, but still try to be as much as poss
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah they are ace
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: i play my banjo, i can play the harmonica it's ACE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah tooo much
In the past month have you Smoked: yeah but i've quit now, but i wasn't a strong smoker anyway
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i'm English so no, but i've been to malls abroad
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, dont really sell em here
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no dont think i would like it, i dont like fish
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah the stage of life
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: wot r u serious
Ever been called a Tease: yeah quite a few times but i'm not, don't mean to be
Ever been Beaten up: yep big time
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: never
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a fit dad, haha only messin i wanna be rich by my own accord, basically a self made success
What country would you most like to Visit: i love canada but iv'e been before so i guess amsterdam has always sounded interesting and i've said loads of times that i'm gonna go but never done it yet, but i really wanna see new york so maybe there then
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown, blue or even green
Favourite Hair Color: brown or dark hair
Short or Long Hair: mainly long, but it depends
Height: just smaller than me, not really keen on tall girls
Weight: just not fat
Best Clothing Style: classy with a bit of grunge, something interesting
Number of Drugs I have taken: what do i include paracetamol and stuff, i dunno
Number of CDs I own: shit loads
Number of Piercings: none, no way, fuck that!!!
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i always say "shit happens for a reason!!!" but i suppose anyone i've hurt or upset that didn't deserve it
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My Interests

i'm big time into movies and music, i like to watch or read up on interesting people, i like art, ski-ing, canoeing but not done it for years, socialising on a big scale, acting a fool with my m8's, i love fast and amazing cars, and i love women of course LOL!!!

I'd like to meet:

met a cracker at tha mo but lets see eh but anyway i luv girls girls girls girls, girls i do adore, so put ur numba on this paper cuz i wud luv ta date ya, holla at ya when i come off tour - i wanna meet naturally beautiful brunette girls like cheryl tweedy (but seems a thick stuck up bitch coz "yareet av marreed a black futtballa leek, he's deed feemaas un he's gut a canny cheshire lad on him un loads n loads of muneee!!!), catherine bell, i'm in luv with evangeline lilly out of Lost, and eva longoria they're hot, basically women but you gotta have a girl with a great personality and a good heart and IF YOU WANNA CHAT ON IM THEN ADD ME ON [email protected] OR E-MAIL ME, i would like to meet all my heroes - neil young and i wanna write a song with him and ronnie wood, brian jones if he where still alive, jeremy clarkson and all the top gear crew, PAULY SHORE -"weeeezell!!!", andy warhol, jackson pollock, morrissey, The Stone Roses, john holmes, jenna jameson, jimmy hendrix, keith richards, mick jagger, steve marriot, i've already hung out with kings of leon for an evening (i just love those Followill's), ive already met ocean colour scene i gotta mention those cool mods, will ferrell, kasabian - how good are they, snoop dogg, pharrell, al pacino, christian bale, ED GEIN (convicted serial murderer and canabal), Ted Bundy (clever but twisted guy), johnny depp, george jung, robert de niro, ray liotta, joe pesci, samuel jackson, brad pitt, peter kay, chris evans, vernon kay, jon heder, ben stiller, adam sandler, jared hess, a lot of serial murderers and sicko's i wanna know how they think, most importantly i wanna meet my soul mate, just blaze, and i would also like to meet a winning lotto ticket so get my hands on sum sick amounts of dollar or someone who will sign my brother so me and him can have lots of money, be successful and so i can just write songs with him all the time. peace to tha brixton massive haha!!!

Music:

THIS SHOULD GIVE YOU SOME IDEAS!!!!! Kings of Leon - Joe's Head

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Kings of Leon - Molly's Chambers

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Marvin Gaye - Got To Give It Up

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Movies:

napoleon dynamite (that guy is my bro), old school, anchorman pretty much anything with will ferrell (Will Ferrell is the daddy) in it, scarface, the godfather all of them, dodgeball, american psycho has got to be all time fave of mine, goodfellas, casino, everything robert deniro, ray liotta and al pacino have been in, blow, good will hunting, boogie nights - mark whalberg is ace, four brothers, who killed pauly shore, wonderland, menace 2 society, studio 54, donnie brasco, freddie got fingered, road trip, dude wheres my car, american pie, big daddy, pulp fiction, rain man, donnie darko, meet the fockers, anything with ben stiller in it, a night at the roxbury, starsky and hutch, whats eating gilbert grape, elf, the butterfly effect, team america world police, the secret window, cheech and chong, heat, eurotrip, friday, boyz in the hood, the bourne identity and supremacy, saturday night fever, american history x, the wedding singer, boiler room, ferris beuller, stand by me, taxi driver, happy gilmore, basketball diaries etc etc

Television:

i luv documentaries, LOST was good but gone off it since i went on my hols and missed loads and same with nip tuck, TOPGEAR AND SOUTH PARK (screw u guys i'm going home), ross kemp on gangs is shit hot, the real football factories, family guy etc. avid merrion is a funny bastard!!!

Books:

american psycho, deviant, small faces!!! but most of all The Holy Koran and The Bible - LOL!!!! yeah right religion is fucking shit and it causes war - fuck that!!!!

Heroes:

Firstly and most importantly my Dad, my mum and my Bro, P and all my mates, Bill Hicks & Basil Fawlty and all the people i would like to meet which i have already mentioned above

My Blog

THE DINERS CLUB aka ANTI ELSIE BRIGADE

Elsie Potato Tits has been rejected from the diners club, he is now an outlaw on the run, if anyone knows where he is there is a diners reward waiting for you which has yet to be reveal...
Posted by Brock Landers on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:47:00 PST