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Ed Fury

I am here for Friends

About Me

Just your run of the mill passive aggressive, shit talking, chain smoking, gossiping, bleeding heart, alcoholic homosexual. Oh, I left out Mormon.

My Interests

Secular Fundamentalism, PBR, your mom

I'd like to meet:

People like me.

Music:

Weezer, Tom Waits, crappy whiny emo shit, Elvis Costello, Sam Cooke, Railbenders, Junior Brown, Strike Anywhere, Supersuckers, the Get Up Kids. Anything but mainstream get'erdountry.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Thank You for Smoking, Clue, A Mighty Wind, In the Name of the Father, Shaun of the Dead, The Fifth Element, Fargo, Sleepy Hollow, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Raising Arizona, Soap Dish.

Television:

Arrested Developement, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 30 Rock, the Office, CNN all day long, Big Love, Dexter, LOST, Countdown.

Books:

A Massive Swelling, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Corrections, Cocaine: an Unauthorized Biography, American Gods, His Dark Materials, The Long Halloween, Dark Victory, White Man's Grave, Harry mothafuckin Potter, Lamb: the Gospel According to Biff, Sandman comics, The Truth with Jokes, the Shadow of the Wind, World War Z, Sweet Jesus I hate Bill O'Reilly, A Dirty Job, I Claudius.

Heroes:

Don King, FDR, Sinatra

My Blog

Ebeneighbor

So, yeah.   Since I posted my last blog, I haven't had a single run-in with Ebenezer (knock, knock, knock).  I was kind of hoping that someone who knew the old hag had maybe read it and wa...
Posted by Ed Fury on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 08:11:00 PST

EBENEZER!!!!!

     Yesterday was Martin Luther King Jr. Day.  All day long on the news, would-be candidates for the presidency expounded their stump speeches from his church in Atlanta, the Ebe...
Posted by Ed Fury on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:50:00 PST

Viewers like you

So, I like to watch the news all the time.  Recently, the satellite at my work has not been able to locate the signal for CNN.  My only other choices are Headline News and Fox News.  He...
Posted by Ed Fury on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 09:32:00 PST

Stupid lady!

Regarding James Frey, some stupid lady on CNN just said that Bill Clinton wasn't raked across the coals as much as James Frey for lying. Bill Clinton was impeached by congress in front of the nation. ...
Posted by Ed Fury on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:50:00 PST

At your service Mr. Jerkface

As I was checking a guest in, he said he was from Liberal, Kansas. I said, "There's an oxymoron.". He huffed and glared at me. Lighten up shitbird.  
Posted by Ed Fury on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:02:00 PST

"triscuit fills you...

...but not with regret!". it says so right on the box! hee! if only it said shame instead of regret, it would be the perfect ryberg snack.
Posted by Ed Fury on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

almost 26...

...and there is nothing but country crock and a beer in my fridge, and the country crock isn't even mine. god i love being an adult. guess i'll go to IHOP.
Posted by Ed Fury on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hospitality

Here's a little peek into the hospitality industry for anyone considering a career in the field. It's my shift report from tonight. SHIFT REPORT12/07/043-11EdThe lunatic from room 209 came into the lo...
Posted by Ed Fury on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST