art, political cartoons, fishing, pirates, pirate ships, Pirate games, and all things piratey except chum. sex, rope. strange lesbian-y things you wouldn't understand. video games of a certain sort, like adventure and puzzle, not first-person shooters. I love my new iPod, I must confess.
I really like a bunch of other things, too, like nature and travel and all that crap. I mean, except ed, who doesn't like nature? Who doesn't like travel?
My ships: barque Davey Jones' Whore and large frigate The Horrid Blade
I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
These little characters at the bottom say 'pitagora suiichi'.
I'd like to meet:
Scurvy wenches and sea dogs!
My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
Emperor Jack the Erudite of Burton-le-Coggles
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
Music:
Not really music but if you haven't heard This American Life CHECK IT OUT. It's radio documentary. I like a lot of things -- spoken word really gets me going. As far as actual music ... old punky stuff like Dead Kennedys, Big band, the butchies, Bitch and Animal, Johnny Cash, Eddie and the Trouble Dumplings (nee Twisty Cats) especially the 98th album "Lets Go Piss At Tony's" ,Peter Gabriel, David Byrne, Talking Heads, Jane LeCroy, Sleator Kinney, I wish I was one of those people who could list six thousand bands they like but I do not have the patience. I love thumping bass without the screaming guitar. I love didgeridoo, horns, bass, cello, but I hate the harpsichord -- thank you Vampyre Princess Myu. I love epic music, so soundtracks are on my menu, but I hate musicals, go figure.
Movies:
Newest film I love to hate : I don't know. I guess I have managed to avoid the worst movies for now....I hate that Nicole Kidman is in Golden Compass, but can't wait for "Stardust"
Just saw "The Chumscrubber", "Spider", "Tidelands" and that was just Monday while my neck hurt. Also watched "Bad Boy Bubby" which is an effed-up Australian film.
The lesbian slasher movie "Make a Wish" because it is so damn cheesy, any with Jodie Foster; Frida and Titus -- because Julie Taymor is a goddess. Almost anything with Johnny Depp. Animamundi and other weird docus like winged migration. I love ..aries. Like The Brandon Teena Story, Home Movie, Dark Days......oh any of the docus. I will NEVER see TITANIC!
Pirates Of The Carribean 3: At World's End was awesome. Get some suspension of disbelief, assholes.
Television:
Big Love, Keith Olbermann -- if only they could come together somehow, somewaaaaaaaaait a minute! All my dreams have finally come true. Thank you HBO. Thank you.Top Chef on Bravo. Congrats Bravo, that and Anthony Bourdain (Travel Channel) are the two things I will stop time for. Fuckers.
I love this guy:
My TV viewing is nothing, for the most part. Just the same cycle of Law & Order, etc....
I love the Food Network. Good Eats -- science, humor, food ... is there anything else to life?
I obviously love the Discovery Channel. Law and Order (esp CI), any forensics show like Autopsy. Reality/documentary shows like airline. Bullriding, fishing shows, National Spelling Bee, yeah. sundance channel, esp doc-day!
Books:
HP:TDH was awesome. Shut-up, I know I am a geek. I am reading Sweet Jesus I Hate Bill O'Reilly, FOOP! and have not quite started a Larry Niven book called Dreampark.
I read "The Gun Seller" which is by Hugh Laurie. Yes, that Hugh Laurie, who was a great actor before and now is on the TV show "House". I of course, remember him most fondly as Bertie Wooster from "Jeeves and Wooster", with Stephen Fry. Thanks to Ed for turning me on to this book.
I really need to know what to read next. I heard about something recently, but of course I forgot it.
Hook a pirate up!
Hee. That was a pun.
Patrick Califia has released "Boy in The Middle", and I have read it. And yes, there are vampires. Awesome. He must be my favorite erotic writer and inspiration of many erotic BDSM dreams and fantasies.
I am almost out of things to read. I want BookFlix. Or NetBoox. The library hold list is fine, but they won't queue them for you. Also read AND LOVED White Man's Grave
Read "Team Rodent" and "Naked came the Manatee". More Florida than I have ever experienced before but both books are great.
SHORT STORIES are the greatest genre of writing. No, don't bother to argue.
Most recently read books:
WWZ,
If you don't know about FOUND magazine, well get the fuck on goohoogleyacos or whatever and look it up.
..While you are there, look up PostSecret, too.
Watership Down, it is the best book ever. Don't be fooled because it is about rabbits.
Raymond Carver is one of my new favorite authors. Tim O'Brien. I also love Neil Gaiman, Neal Stephenson, Nicola Griffith, lots of fantasy/sci fi crap, cheesy vampire books are great. Anything gothic and creepy and bloody, but not Anne (see Abra I fixed it) Rice.
My profile used to talk a lot about my porn obsession, but I haven't read anything really exceptional lately. If you know of any exceptional lesbian porn anthologies or books or movies or photos or websites or magazines or stars or any of the above for gay boys, let me know.
And I love Comic Books:
Heroes:
My heroes have always been boycows.
The little freaks that live in my head and keep me from doing things I shouldn't do, such as quitting my job and being a whore-house frequenting desert vigilante in Nevada ..... And of course pirates!
