Jumping follicle first into the the exciting world of hair product! I've been out of the loop for two years but have chopped the mop, gone AWOL from Ed Fury's No Product Revolution and want to hear all about spray wax, volumizers and other such fripperies, thank you very much. Oh, and World Peace.
Toki and the other guys from Dethklok: I also want to "workout" with Trainer Jillian from the Biggest Loser. Oh man.
Right now I'm rocking a Teenage Bottlerocket, Gogol Bordello, Dropkick Murphys' super fucking awesome radtacular workout playlist. I anticipate being angrily ripped within weeks, NAY, days!
Rushmore, Super Troopers, The Big Lebowski, Heathers, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, Out of Sight, Goodfellas, Edward Scissorhands, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, All About Eve, Night of the Hunter, The Manchurian Candidate (original), movies that start with a makeover and end at the prom, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Kicking and Screaming, Batman, Wet Hot American Summer, Heathers, Nightmare Before Christmas, City of God, Born into Brothels, Magnolia, Grizzly Man, Rock School (the movie that jump-started my biological clock),depressing documentaries about things like Romanian street children who live in a subway station and huff paint to make their unimaginably horrible lives tolerable, Children of Men, and Pan's Labryinth. Apparently these days I only like movies that are horribly depressing with just a glimmer of tortured hope at the end. Fun!
Six Feet Under, Six Feet Under, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Newsradio, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Reno 911, Deadwood, Home Movies, Law and Order, Freaks and Geeks, Big Love, The Office (UK) & US, Arrested Development, and Project Runway all hold places in my heart. I also like true crime shows like City Confidential, and lately... I've been watching Cops. I don't know what's wrong with me. I also have a shameful addiction to reality television marathons on VH1 & MTV. EVERYONE WATCH 30 ROCK IT IS HILARITY ITSELF.
Smoke Yourself Thin and Popular, Drunken Shame - A User's Guide, Who Cares If You're in Public, Make Out With That Stranger! (self-published), Blog Me a River: How Oversharing with the Internet Heals Lives, How to Speak Successory: A Handbook for Motivational Letter Writing, His Dark Materials, American Gods, His Dark Materials, The Corrections, White Noise, Farewell my Lovely, The Black Dahlia, American Tabloid, L.A. Confidential, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, This Side of Paradise, White Man's Grave, Hell of a Woman, The Dark Tower series, The Sandman, Geek Love, I'm Losing You, I'll Let You Go, Infinite Jest, Jane Eyre, Pride and Prejudice, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Harry Potter, The Wrestler's Cruel Study, Neverwhere, The Secret History, The Bell Jar, Bonfire of the Vanities, Tales of the City, The Dirt, Fargo Rock City, Lamb, Breakfast of Champion's, Cocaine - An Unauthorized Biography, Buried Dreams, Helter Skelter, The Shining, Sex, Drugs and Coca Puffs, Dune, junkie memoirs of all stripes, serial killer stories, High Fidelity, so so so so many more that I can't think of them all. I'm a book junkie.
Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Ava Gardner, FDR, Frances Farmer, Dorothy Parker, Bill Hicks, Ginger, Kool Keith for fixing our sliding glass door and improving my life at least 7%, and my daddy.