Malcolm powder. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

www.myspace.com/aliceroom www.myspace.com/anescapeplan.
I try to be a nice lass. I play instruments and sing loudly over them.
I play the guitar upside down.
I enjoy many things; board games coupled with tight board game related banter, watching and listening to people play songs live in real life, painting by numbers, Gervais, Fish fingers, Merchant, Milky bars, Pilkington, big hats (on other people), making a sarcastic joke and people thinking I am really stupid (the irony being that they are stupid for not realising it was a mere crack that involved me pretending to not get something but because a lot of the time I don't get things they think I am serious and take the mickey. I don't actually enjoy this at all), sunsets and dawns, songs and words, dogs, sometimes cats, San-d's wendy house room, the gaff, Sudocrem, bed, food, breathing.
Every morning I wake up and work out what time I fell asleep at so that I can calculate how many hours sleep I have had and decide whether to be pissed off that I have to get up or be happy that I had a good eight hours. Its frustrating.
I contradict myself a lot (you may have noticed) and I consider myself to be clever and witty although other people prove that this is incorrect all the time.
I wish they wouldn't.
I really like bread. Loads. x
I was in this video here for a great band called You Slut! And this song is called mybloodyjesusexploreronfire.

My Interests

Travel sickness and the euphoria you get after being travel sick.
Tea. Of many kinds.

I'd like to meet:

The sleeping beauty we found on the stone steps...

Music:

Recently I have especially been listening to: Beirut, Low, Band of Horses, The Twilight Sad, You Slut, Johnny Cash.
All the time; The Beatles, Bruce Springsteen, The National, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Lowgold, Nada Surf, Bob Dylan, Jimmy Eat World, Kapowski, Regina Spektor, The Postal Service, Arcade Fire, The Cure, Howling Bells, Modest Mouse, Broken Social scene, Joni Mitchell, Ryan Adams, Fleetwood Mac, James Taylor, Placebo, Joanna Newsom, Hole, Interpol, Johnny Cash, Deacon Blue, Alanis Morrisette, Bonnie Prince Billy, Cooper Temple Clause, U2, Deerhoof, Beirut, Fionn Regan, Iron and Wine, Sufjan Stevens, Clap your hands say yeah, Snow Patrol, Led Zepplin, Beth Orton, Bright eyes, The Police, Idlewild, Black Rebel Motorcycle club, Suzanne Vega, My Architects, Black Mountain, P.J Harvey, Joy division, The Decemberists, Death Cab for Cutie, Kind of like Spitting, Coldplay, Album Leaf, Captain, Television, Wheat, !!!, Shellac, Radiohead, Neil Young, Biffy Clyro, Hundred Reasons, The Spinto Band, Nina Simone, Sigur Ros, Michael Jackson, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, One Toy soldier, Tanaou, Maps, My First Tooth, An Escape plan, Alice Room (Yeah? Whatever) He Sold Space, Apartment Orchestra, The Departure, Stuart Bruce, The Junket.

Movies:

Waynes World, Back to the Future 1,2,3, Little Miss Sunshine, Drop Dead Fred, Reservoir Dogs, Edward Scissorhands, The Labyrinth, Shaun of the dead, Ghostbusters, Pulp fiction, Me, Myself and Irene, I love Huckabees, Wizard of Oz, Return to Oz, The Truman Show, Pirates of the Carribbean 1,2,3, Anchorman, Romeo and Juliet, Thelma and Louise.

Television:

The Office, Armando Ianucci shows, Mighty Boosh, The Simpsons, Family guy, Spaced, The Office, Diagnosis murder, Murder she wrote, Peep Show, Billy Connelly, Lead Balloon, Lee Evans, Jeremy Kyle, Brasseye, Cheers, Frasier, Wife Swap, Friends, The Day Today, Phoenix Nights, Trisha, I'm Alan Partridge, Extras.

Books:

Nick Hornby. Bram Stoker. Roald Dhal. Danny Wallace - The Yes Man. Alex Garland. Also, Enid Blyton (racism aside).
I am reading Catcher in the Rye just now by J.D salinger and some assorted self-help books. Not really. Ahem.

Heroes:

My Mum. My Dad. Godoy. Atters. Galpin.

My Blog

Bloody cow

No, I'm not insulting your mother, I literally mean a moo cow. Here's what happened; After a hectic long weekend of pints and friends and good times and breakfasts and diet coke from a ...
Posted by Malcolm powder. on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:45:00 PST

Just look at you, you’re a tragedy.

Today, I felt a pregnant lady's baby kick at work, it was so odd! But made me feel funny. Ah, kids eh? I don't like 'em.But I like those big bellys with the wierd lumps and strange movement. Fascinati...
Posted by Malcolm powder. on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:09:00 PST

There’s a mark where you were breathing

Muueeerrrgh...What a weekend. The troops came to see me. Godoy and Atters. We walked in the woods for hours and I ate all the brambles. Kevin said by the next time he comes down I'll be just...
Posted by Malcolm powder. on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:43:00 PST

I wish I could fold up and fit in an envelope...

I'm here. In worthing.I've unpacked completely.I've had three meals, one day of work, three dog walks, four cigarettes, and six gin and tonics. Yes just four cigarrettes! Thanks so much for this weeke...
Posted by Malcolm powder. on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:55:00 PST

I am leaving I am.

On Monday (I think 10th but I am unsure) I will be moving down south to Brighton. I will live with my Dad for a while and then maybe move to my Brother's. I will save money aplenty and come back...
Posted by Malcolm powder. on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 07:00:00 PST

My head is full and very very sore. This isn’t about that.

I dreamt. I dreamt that I got really fat and everyone was asking why I had put on so much weight and I was so sensitive about it. Then something inside my belly was kicking so I deduced that I was pre...
Posted by Malcolm powder. on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 08:43:00 PST

4:30 am - I have been shot.

Hmph. 4:30am....Still awake. Have sat in same position for hours. I had a nightmare that involved me getting shot through the heart (my only ever recurring dream - years ago I had this dream twice and...
Posted by Malcolm powder. on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:12:00 PST

Drop Dead Fred, Grown-ups, Jesting.

Well its been a rubbish, boring week so far - full of illness, bad interviews and lonley boredom. Minimal amount of friends. They are all in foreign countries or similar; looking at nicer fa...
Posted by Malcolm powder. on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:15:00 PST

I think I will get some puzzles...wait are they top secret? Good...

Today I enjoyed carrot cake, the IT crowd, thin roll-ups, Fonejacker, steve and chris' company, salmon, mum's banter, and my lava lamp. Red lava complete with glitter. I didn't enjoy cleaning the hous...
Posted by Malcolm powder. on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 05:01:00 PST

If you steal my sunshine

Neon Bible. It skips. All the way through, every song. Except My body is a cage. I think maybe fate tells me that this is the only song I should listen to today.Or it is fate telling me not ...
Posted by Malcolm powder. on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 07:47:00 PST