The contemporary dictionary paints me as a rather dull figure so I made up some new words to describe myself
Regimentalist n. A person obsessed with order, structure and deft planning.
Inadvertibate n. A person who undergoes involuntarily long periods of time with little or no sexual contact.
Strunk adj. A state of being unable to speak coherently after heavy alcohol consumption, coupled with having a rather potent odour.
Illosopher n. An erudite person with a deceptively sick mind.
Self-depregreator n. A person who regularly mocks themself, despite knowing that they are, in fact, brilliant.
Bantologist n. A person who studies the discipline, and the pursuit, of banter.
Scrall n. A person with dreadful handwriting who is also short.
Intelegant adj. The condition of being both clever and graceful.
Deleudo-intelegant adj. The condition of being deluded about one's intelligence and grace.
Tonupmanship adj. The practice of feeling good about one's self for having 100 friends on MySpace.
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