adios el salvador |
Despite my bitchy rants about my misadventures in Jesus country, it wasnt all bad. My favorite fruit, mango, littered the ground literally everywhere and pupusas, the Salvadorean national dish of stuf...
Posted by Just Pat on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:24:00 PST |
el salvador encore |
A few nights later, bored of sitting in our cell block in La Libertad at night drinking beer, reading magazines, and watching the same reggaeton videos rotate on cable, we decided to sample the nightl...
Posted by Just Pat on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:18:00 PST |
Ode to El Salvador |
Any hyper-religious country that names itself and its capital city after Jesus ought to be a nice, Christian place. Unfortunately, El Salvador calling itself The Savior is absolute blasphemy. Allow me...
Posted by Just Pat on Wed, 24 May 2006 09:14:00 PST |
stalking rachel weisz, albeit accidentally |
i was talking to famous artist guy donny miller today (donnymiller.com is priceless) and we were talking about stalkers, and how it would be a nice ego boost as long as your cat didn't get skinned ali...
Posted by Just Pat on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 03:54:00 PST |
coppola my balls |
that movie sucks.i was walking around akihabara, a.k.a. electric city in tokyo, looking for this particular store that sells only robots. all i know is it's called Tsukomo Robocon Magazine Kan, and th...
Posted by Just Pat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bitch was trippin' |
last night around 4 am this big guy with red dreads walked into a bar in berlin and started selling cookies wrapped in foil for 5 euro.
this one girl just grabbed one and scarfed it down. everyone...
Posted by Just Pat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
i wish i was handsomer |
at about 5 this morning, as i sat staring staring into the mirror behind the bar, smoking a cigarette and drinking wodka, i started wishing i was much better looking. i kind of muttered under my breat...
Posted by Just Pat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
God spoke to me last night / Apocalyptic Vision |
i had a crazy dream. i was at a yankee game, before the start of the game. suddenly everyone started freaking out, there was huge flash, like a nuke had just gone off down in manhattan, and the sky im...
Posted by Just Pat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
mick-isms |
the other night my friend mick got drunk. later he looked at a girl and said to her, "honey, you make me hornier than all of santa's raindeer, and i'd like to make you pregnant in the back seat of a c...
Posted by Just Pat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
trust funds are fun |
last night some friends picked me up and we hung out with some guy who's somehow part of the ducati family. he got completely trashed, poured a trash bag of pot on the table in the middle of a club an...
Posted by Just Pat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
