Matthew

I think that sense of humor is the highest form of intelligence. Doing long division or coming up with a cure for the ebola virus is nice and all, but stringing together a bunch of seemingly random references and analogies into a joke that only hits you a split second after you've had time to process it...now that's real talent. I come from a long line of conversationalists and have been known to schmooze it up under even the harshest of circumstances. I read an obscene amount of magazines and they'll probably ban me from Al's Newsstand for creasing the corners of Esquire before long. I had a brief flirtation with Buddhism until I realized I should just use it when it suits my purposes which goes completely against the purposes of Buddhism, but that's besides the point.