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Maya

If if's and buts were candy & nuts we'd all be happy and gay.

About Me

Tania & Jacob. White Greaties & Softie (thinnies, doy) T's. LAUGHING (keeps me healthy, I swear). The-Freshly-Showered-Look (it's rare). Uncanny Impersonations of People I Know. Aquafor. Stella & Baby Love = Heaven (in 2 bottles). My Brother. The Girl Next Door. Uncle Eddie's Vegan Cookies (Larry can I have a COOOOOKIE?). Paul Rudd. Cute Babies & Little Kids! Intervention. International Accents. Spontaneous Cruisers. The Streets (UK). Fucking with Cab Drivers (it's all in good fun, I still tip well.) Sephora. RFD. The Onion. Anamolies. Beastie Boys. Happy Hour. Clean Nails (both sexes). Things that come in "His & Hers". Pink Lipstick. The Sun. Sleeping without a Pillow. New Music, or Stuff I've Never Heard. Nevin. Puns (involving wit). Online Banking & Drive-Thru ATM Deposit Option. Alanis (RIP Tiger). On Pointed-Ness. Uncle Buck ('Who Are You?"). Memories in the Form of Photos. Kings of Leon. The Freshest OJ on the West Coast, aka Erewhon's Finest. Original Listerine. Birtish People. Sheer Brill. The Food Network (sans Rachael Ray). Stand-Up Comedy. Recording (with L & D, aka The Fab Three). Nick Swardson. Televised Cheerleading Competitions. Christopher Guest. Japan. Hazelnuts, aka Filberts. People of Earth. The (original) Office. The Culinary Arts. Polaroids. Doit Lettuces. The Opposite of Milk. Poker. Match-Making. Amazing Faces. Dictionary.com "Word of the Day".

My Interests

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