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cynical optimist

About Me

HEELL ooo SUMMER. Breaking out the dresses and sandals. Marveling over sparkly things. Turning on the AC. Vacillating. Going through the motions. NINJA. Judging you on your poor grammar and bad manners. Being thin. Effed up things in the world make me sad for our future. Singing a lot. I will hack at your neck with the thin bit. This quote below never gets old.

And I'm not sure what the trouble was that started all of this. The reasons all have run away but the feeling never did. It's not something I would recommend, but it is one way to live. Cause what is simple in the moonlight, by the morning never is.

My Interests

Sign Language, Spanish, social justice, any and all forms of art, feminism, the beach, coffee, the Internet, learning to play the guitar, people watching, paying attention to detail, sunshine, cuddling, advocacy, naps, bonfires, candy, exploring, eating out, postcards, architecture, warm days in the offseason, Nicola Pizza, Bottle and Cork, finding a band who'll let me be their groupie, Mulder, mp3s, kicking ass in Super Nintendo, helping people, microsuede, being right, cute girls, meeting cool new people, "no, surely no, no one was ALIVE then!", hot tubs, jam sessions, guitargasms, six pack abs, decorating, Hello Kitty, sparklers, dance, spooning, discussion, "they've got GUNS, where's my gun?!", baristas, SBUX, Spike+Buffy, color theory, vocab words, being the hostess, swings, taking pictures, singing, making lists, fashion, hot boots, ball crashing, OMGshoes, flavored vodka, dominating Tuesday night trivia downtown, inside jokes, unce unce unce, Tequila

I'd like to meet:

Cuddlers. Summer. Daylight well into the evening. Porch sitters. A secret stash of Eastercrack. Civil Rights Leaders. Old friends. Kittehs. A raise. Mexico. A new passport. A cold virus vaccine. A clean house. My grandma before she became ill. Laundry that washes itself. Cute girls redheads. Considerate people. Feist. Birds chirping.Someone who lives at the beach and will let me come stay with them.

Music:

Most anything depending on mood. I'm good at Name that Tune. I prefer Classic Rock. I'm not Indie. Different tastes are cool, but I'm tired of hearing your cooler-than-thou music rant snobbery. Yo quiero Salsa/Merengue/Bachata/ChaCha. Hip hop/pop/bass is NECESSARY to dance. How you dance directly correlates to how you are in bed. Would cruise the city with windows down if had excellent system in car. You win cool points if you know who Si*se is. I like steel drums, they make me think of my beach.

Movies:

The Thomas Crown Affair, The American President, Garden State, The Notebook, Charlie's Angels, Almost Famous, It's a Wonderful Life, 12 Angry Men, The X Files Movie, Dogma, Blue Crush, You've Got Mail, Center Stage, Fight Club, PCU, Closer, Chocolat, Sabrina, Remember the Titans

Television:

The West Wing, The Riches, Gilmore Girls, The Real World, X-Files, My Boys, Buffy, The Hills, Greek, Project Runway, Big Love, Clean House, No Reservations, L Word, The Daily Show, Real Time with Bill Maher, Brothers & Sisters, What Not to Wear, Anything on the Style Network, HGTV, or Travel Channels.

Books:

"Talk To The Hand" by Lynn Truss. "I am Charlotte Simmons" by Tom Wolfe. Jezebel, Glamour, Lucky, and whatever I "borrowed" from the gym.

Heroes:

Hero worship is unhealthy.


My Blog

Ew

I like all manners of non-chocolate candy, especially sour (she says while eating her candy crack), but thisis gross.
Posted by none chosen on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 06:04:00 PST

weeknights

I'm on my second martini and would like a third. Those bottles of airplane-sized alcohol (not that I've ever had alcohol on a plane) are deceptive. Oh, but they are sweet and smell nice mixed with my ...
Posted by none chosen on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:04:00 PST

Photos!

Are on my Flickr account. You just have to find it. Go have a looksie.
Posted by none chosen on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 08:54:00 PST

Inspiration

Samantha Lamb photography. I wish I could take photos with this kind of light and coloring. I've got to get an SLR. My little point and shoot just doesn't take this caliber of photo....
Posted by none chosen on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:34:00 PST

Effing VA pastors

Virginia pastors try their hand at discrimination (ironically, several of whom are black). Not completely related to this, but man I'm tired of the idea that it's okay to discriminate ...
Posted by none chosen on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 06:19:00 PST

Toastvertising

Go here to see it. Watch the one on the left first.
Posted by none chosen on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 01:17:00 PST

VACATION, all I ever wanted

I am done! Well tomorrow I still work my part time job, but really I'm ON HOLIDAY. Eeeeee. Come play, for I am in town til Thursday midday and then I'm in DC and then DE til just after Christmas....
Posted by none chosen on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 03:37:00 PST

Damn

Damn, Cous Cous, stop slamming my bulletins 24/7   Also, how can I work the phrase, "Bitch, please" into more of my sentences?   And dude, myspace has way better mood adjectives than mo...
Posted by none chosen on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 04:59:00 PST

Tila Tequila, why?

I am throwing up a little in my mouth. This Tila Tequila, "I'm a bisexual" show. GAWD. LAME-O. This is all kinds of wrong. Everything that makes a dating show awful+lesbian and hypermasculine stereoty...
Posted by none chosen on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 05:10:00 PST

Their religion being shoved in our faces yet again

Do these people not have JOBS? The vigil will be conducted 24 hours a day for 40 days. I always feel bad for the Boulevard clinic because of their location....
Posted by none chosen on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 07:18:00 PST