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Irie Smiles :)

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About Me

I’m just a classic blue eyed dame; I enjoy breakfast burritos, the color pink, roadtrips, getting letters snail mail style, boobies, sparkly hair pins, randomness, coloring books, kicking in doors, being Fully clothed in the bathtub, making shaving cream art, telling stories, being snarky, taking Polaroid’s of strangers & wearing pink stilettos ............................................................ ............................................................ ...............................................I think people like me.... but i rarley pay attention ................................................ .......................................................... ......................................................... I enjoy mischief....I don't like to use my inside voice but sometimes I like to get stoned and watch tv with the Spanish subtitles on ............................................................ ............................................................ ..................................................... But my favorite thing to do is clambake the whip and drive thru the car wash, especially If that car wash is equipped with the multicolored spray soap! ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................... I make fun of midgets because I think they are scary. My mom says they have rabies and a keen sense of smell..... BEWARE OF MIDGETS ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .............................................. I really love Polaroid’s or better yet, I really LOVE taking horribly eclectic happy pictures in photo booths. In fact, I hope to own my very own photo booth very soon. 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My Interests

i dont eat babies and i pee in the dark........


OK MY INTERESTS..... LETS SEE 1. PEOPLE WATCHING 2. ART, DRAWING, PAINTING, PHOTOGRAPHY, MESSIN WITH SHIT 3. MY FAMILY...THEY ARE, UM, INTERESTING......... 4. TEACHING, HANGING OUT WITH LITTLE KIDS 5. EXPENSIVE AND EXOTIC VEGITARIAN FOOD 6. NEW MUSIC AND SOUNDS 7. DRINKING! I LIKE A FINE CHIANTI MYSELF 8. THE MEOW MIX SONG KAREOKE STYLE (AFTER NUMBER7)....YEAH PLUS MORE BUT I GOT ALL A.D.D. ABOUT IT

I'd like to meet:

CLARKE GABLE & JESSICA RABBIT @ @ ....................................................... .......................................................PS... ... TO ALL THE DAMES AND GENTS OUT THERE.... QUIT TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS..... TRUST ME, YOU COULDNT HANDLE IT!

Music:

I got kicked out of kareoke night once because I kept saying "Fuck!" during a doors song.........

Movies:


OK I LIIIIKKE.... HORROR MOVIES (ALL OF THEM SO LETS MOVE ON) , SERENITY, UM AND ALSO I LIKE NAPOLEAN D, AND A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, FEAR AND LOATHING, BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF, IDENTITY, THE NOTEBOOK(YEAH YEA YEAH), LABRYNTH, MOMENTO, DONNIEDARKO-DIRECTORS CUT, OLIVER & COMPANY, BREAKFAST CLUB AND BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYZ, THE LITTLE MERMAID, NORTH BY NORTHWEST, TREASURE PLANET, NIGHTMARE BE4 XMAS....AND VINCENT, RED VS BLUE, THE ISLAND WAS FUCKING AMAZING, 40 YR OLD VIRGIN, BRAVEHEART, AND I LOOOOOOVE STILL CRAZY (WATCH IT), DARK CITY, SAVED, ELF, ALL OF THE COMPUTER ANIMATED MOVIES INCLUDING THE ANIMATRIX.... (AWESOME)ANY STAND UP COMEDY, REQUIEM, TOP GUN...... AND BAD 80'S PORN........................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ... NOW FOR MOVIES I HATE! (SORRY TO THOSE OF YOU WHO LIKE THEM) KILL BILL SUCKED, ALTERED STATES(IT WAS JUST SCAREY), HOODWINKED (UNLESS UR STONED), MILLION DOLLAR BABY, ALL OF THE FINAL DESTINATION MOVIES (WELL PRETTY MUCH ALL PSUDO-HORROR TEEN MOVIES), AND A LOT MORE BUT IL PUT THEM IN LATER BECAUSE NOW IM TOO PISSED OFF ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ...................................................

Television:

OK SERIOUSLY DID YOU KNOW SOME TVS FLOAT... (i put this relization under "college science experiment)

Books:

WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, FOX IN SOCKS, HANDWRITING ANALYSIS BOOKS AND FORGOTTEN SCIENCE TYPE BOOKS ...AAAAND LOTS MORE BUT, O MY FUCKING GOD, I HAAAAAAAATE HEMMINGWAY...URG............................................ ............................................................ .........................................................My Favorite Quotes From My Favorite Book........................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ "It seemed like a reasonable place to park, plenty of space...It turned out to be a sidewalk in front of the main entrance to the Desert Inn. I had run over so many curbs by this time, that I hadn't even noticed the last one."....................................................... ............................................................ ................................................ "...just a neighbor come to call and ask the doctor's advice about gobbling some LSD in my shack just down the hill from his home. I did, after all, have weapons. And I liked to shoot them- especially at night, when the great blue flame would leap out, along with all that noise..." ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................................ "...no mix of words of music or memories can touch that sennse of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. whatever it meant..." ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................

Heroes:

Pink Ninjas and Zombie Sharks!AND NOW......FUNNY ANIMAL CLIPS.........................

My Blog

fucking nigger

..> ..> i just got held up at gun poin tonightt by some nigger....which sucks....i justreally fucking hope he really needed they money and my phone more than i did.easy come easy go, i guess......
Posted by Irie Smiles :) on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 01:58:00 PST

myspace whores and the man

  I had a chat with the man the other day& and this is what ensued...     IrieSmiles (2:36:14 PM): you smell like dork TheMan (2:36:27 PM): u smell like r...
Posted by Irie Smiles :) on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:27:00 PST

my sin; vanity

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m249/jenbaby111/crack.jpg   I hope this doesn't make me look vain& because the truth is& I really am vain,   I mean, u know that song "your so vain, you...
Posted by Irie Smiles :) on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:57:00 PST

An ode to adolescent awkwardness

Lemme just share a little story from years past&..   The year; 2003   I had a mad crush on this guy in my spanish class (who will remain nameless for his own protection) If the course had ...
Posted by Irie Smiles :) on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:01:00 PST

Sociological ambiguity; the demise

so i had my Va-j-j doc appointment this lovely afternoon so im kinda cranky...     I havn't been felt up that diligently without dinner in awhile&  "aren't you supposed to tell me I'm p...
Posted by Irie Smiles :) on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:52:00 PST

Get your own Ninja!!

Anyone who knows me well, knows my notebook too! However, my most recent one has been retired, as it is full.  Therefore.... I have compiled the very best quotes from various individuals... at ve...
Posted by Irie Smiles :) on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:12:00 PST

And the newspaper read: "He will live forever, only on myspace"

I just found out that someone I used to know died a few days ago-drug overdose. And just last year I lost a few friends and sadly some family as well. I am not going to go into the "who" and the "why"...
Posted by Irie Smiles :) on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:22:00 PST

I am no more interesting than a sprinkeld donut

                                  _O_/  &n...
Posted by Irie Smiles :) on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:09:00 PST