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Pinochle, WWII, gas prices.
Hitler, so I can kick him in the nards and thank him for all those great movies.
Polka and anything my sons, Johnno and Sam, don't like.
Anything with Jack Lemon and/or Walter Mathau, or anything on tv that doesn't over-excite my frontal lobes.
Turn it up!
TV is easier to understand.
John Wayne and any other half-assed, one-trick actor with an over-inflated screen ego from the mid-20th century.