Betty - ProfilesArchive

About Me

My name is Betty Gomez and i live in a greek inspired mansion. haha jk. I live in a box. I am ugly, cheap looking, psycotic and i am from mexico. I have a "mental disorder" that makes me want to run over little children. I married a hippo. Well people mistake him for a hippo he is actually human. His name is Alberto. I eat little children. I yell at little kids for petting other peoples animals when they should be petting me. I demolish guest houses without telling my neighbors. I dont pay for fences. I flip off little kids and stick my tounge out. I throw rocks at little kids. I am so over dramatic my neighbors think i am putting on a play. My son Matthew is the fattest 5 year old i have ever seen. I call him my little fat bastard. On one occassion i was shot with a tranquilzer gun by two officials when they mistook me for an escaped elephant. For the love of god why did they think i was the elephant look at my husband or should i call him Mr. Hippo. He can eat an entire restaurant. One night for dinner he ate two whole chickens and then at KFC he had a bucket of chicken and side dishes. I killed my dog and ate it for Thankxgiving. Well to sum everything up i am one crazy mexican. I am proud to be ugly and fat. I have a younger sister that looks like my grandma. So she looks just like me. She has blonde hair, she is FAT, she looks just like a troll, she shaved her eyebrows off and draws them on to where she always looks pissed.

My Interests

MEXICANS!!!!!, attemp murder on little kids, throw rocks at little kids, stick my middle finger up at little kids, stick my tounge out pretending i am having oral sex with little kids, starching myself in places you cant even imagine, buying food, stealing food, yelling at my neighbors, not paying for fences, trying to run over people, PORN, changing bed sheets, changing my name when the cops come to my house, sleeping in my husbands shit, calling my son Matthew bad names like fat bastard etc.....,

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet any one who is mexican, fat, ugly, shaves of their eyebrows and draws them one, wears dark blue eyeshadow and bright red lipstick. I would also like to meet another husband because mine shits himself in his sleep. I am sick and tired of cleaning the mattres every single day. I have to dig the shit out of the bed and i cant take it any more. So if you are single, fat, likes to eat, mexican and dosent shit himself in his sleep talk to me.

Music:

Latin, Mexican, Rap, R&B, Hip Hop. Sometime i rarley have the energy to get up and dance to this but if i do i cause earth quakes. Thats how the one in '95 happened cause i was getting into some Latino music with my husband aka Mr. Hippo.

Movies:

Anything that has mexican actors and actresses.

Television:

Mexican Soap Opears, Barney, Dora the Explorer, Go Diego Go, Rugrats, Blues Clues, Teletubies ( I dont know why i watch this show because i hold a gun to my head everytime i watch it ), Jerry Springer ( I was a guest star on the "I Married a Transsexual" and " My Husbands Eating Disorder" episodes) Maury, Montel, Americas Most Wanted ( I was previewd on that many many MANY times. ) Cops ( do i even have to say it? =[)

Books:

I CANT READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =O

Heroes:

Adolf Hitler, Saddam Husain, Osama BinLadin, Jennifer Lopez and other people that i cant think of right now cause i am sooooo super duper drunk.