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this is my baby. i made her myself. shes called the r.p.g aleksandra and shell kick your guitars ass..shell tear your face off with a solo, shell make a grown man cry, and pee his pants too, so if you could handle that, id be glad to make you one of your very own. althogh seemingly harmless, this guitar is guarenteed to raddle your boner, shake your world and possibly explode your house. guitars are the most powerfull tool in the world and should be respected accordingly. R.P.G. ..."more powerful than bombs" I AM MIKE, IM REALLY A SUPER HERO IN DISGUISE. OH SHIT I GAVE IT A WAY AGAIN. NEVERMIND. MY JOB IS TO HAVE FUN. IM A DESIGNER. ILL BUILD YOU ANYTHING, PAINTING IS SWEET, I HAND CRAFT MY OWN GUITARS WHEN THERES ANY GOOD WOOD LYING AROUND, I PRODUCE WREACORDS(need a studio dude?),PLAY MUSIC FOR DAYS,ILL PLAY ANY THING WITH STRINGS, DRUMS,HARMONICA, THE GAZOO, OH YA, DONT FOGET MY OREGON, SHE SINGS LIKE AN ANGEL ON CIGS I WORK AT HOME SO IM THE FUKING BOSS. MOST OF MY FRIEND ARE RETARDED(LIKE ITS BECOMING THE STANDARD NOWADAYS), I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ANYTHING IS IMPOSIBLE SO CHALLENGE ME, I DARE YA.