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ssStephG

don't bite the bullet, swallow the barrel www.stephg.org .... what? sorry, i gotta go clean up some

About Me

1 part sandpaper 1part jelly doughnut
i rarely exist in less than two pieces.
still trying to decide which is more excruciating - human contact or isolation.
i'm an artist. i spend alot of time being dirty and inhaling too much turpentine. in fact, i'm taking a break from painting right now in order to avoid asphyxiation.
i prefer summer, but it's fall. i experience mild hallucinations from time to time. i love SUSHI, SUNSHINE, CATS, PIRATES, SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE HONESTY, KNEESOCKS, CHOCOLATE, GARDENING, BEETS, PEOPLE-WATCHING, ANIME, GLITTER, SPONTANEOUS DANCING, MY PET TURTLE, GIN&TONIC, ICE-CREAM, DRUNKEN BOWLING, HIKING, PICNICS, TEA, SEEING HAWKS HERONS AND OTHER LARGE BIRDS, JUMPING, YELLING, SPELLING, CURSING, FALLING, STALLING, ROTTING EVIL POLITICIANS, UNSOCIABLE MONKEYS AND TURNIPS. I LOVE DADA. when i was born, the government planted an elaborate system of bugs in my brain and i've been working them out ever since.
there are creepy little men slithering ABOUT ME in what at first seems to be a random pattern but upon closer inspection reveals an eleborate Celtic knotwork design. uh..wait, maybe that's just Mark.
i like making soup.


megacute handmade plush dolls and other wonderfulness on etsy


POISON IVY HURTS

Myspace Contact Tables

My Interests

i like the taste of art.
please visit my website stephg.org and take a look at my art.
other things that interest me...
VOYEURISM

PRETTY GARBAGE

REMAINS

NOSE PICKING

HUMAN NATURE

PIRATING

CONNECTING

I'd like to meet:

ANNE BONNY, JOSEPH BEUYS, MY DOPPLEGANGER, SANTA CLAUS, but since that ain't gonna happen OTHER ARTISTS AND LUNATICS

Steph's Artwork


Why They No Longer Serve Gin At The Company Xmas Party p.s. even if you're crazy, it's good to be well informed. this is a very informative book about mental illness and orthomolecular medicine.

this makes me so happy

Music:

Tunng, Tool, PJ Harvey, Modest Mouse, Ugly Cassanova, The Melvins, Archers of Loaf, Crooked Fingers, The Dresden Dolls, The Pixies, NIN, Nirvana, Hole, Smashing Pumpkins, Jane's Addiction, The Smiths, Morrissey, Corn Mo, also everything Mike Patton or Michael Gira touches

Movies:

true romance, any monty python movie, princess and the warrior, buffalo 66, office space, slingblade, ferris bueller's day off, mallrats, the princess bride, trainspotting, snatch, house of flying daggers, spirited away, totoro, deadman, fantastic planet, Peter Greenaway flix, Tim Burton flix

Television:

or you could just go fuck yourself

Books:

anything by richard scarry

Heroes:

LEO the LION N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N

My Blog

RIP

The Beast"me furner, me hearty"1999-2008so long mateyshe was a fine lass. may she rest well in Fiddler's Green....
Posted by ssStephG on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:42:00 PST

Art Show at Bluseed Studios

my pal Mark and i currently have a show up at Bluseed Studios in the Adirondacks.  if any of you find yourselves up near Saranac Lake, NY between now and July 12 please do stop in and see it.gall...
Posted by ssStephG on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:13:00 PST

elusive balance

nothing good ever happens on a tuesdayor so i'm toldtoday i walked the high wire and made it to the other sidelook ma--no stilts
Posted by ssStephG on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:26:00 PST

a good enough day

meet the fulcrum......
Posted by ssStephG on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:58:00 PST

some things are alive nothing is vital

i don’t are about so many things.  today as i was playing dead in the studio, i felt the pressure of the multitude of things i don’t care about.  this multitude wants me to care ...
Posted by ssStephG on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 04:04:00 PST

automotive woes

mint makes cold feel colder.  but today was warm--in the fifties.  get ready for another january thaw, folks.  can we have a big round of applause for this crazy climate crisis?  n...
Posted by ssStephG on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:12:00 PST

tagged by bunnie

10 random things about me1. i grind my teeth so much i've worn flat spots down on most of them.2. i grew an inch taller sometime between the age of 18 and 23.3.  when i was about 4 i  though...
Posted by ssStephG on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:43:00 PST

dear omnipotent being, all i want for xmas is

Anumberone. an ounce of social graceB. an earhornthreeC.  the power to not always be straggling three steps behind in every public "conversation" i'm ever "engaged" in, aka the power of concentra...
Posted by ssStephG on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 11:45:00 PST

should i even bother

going back to bed now?  
Posted by ssStephG on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 01:37:00 PST

ok

so after a full week, my left eye seems to have (almost) stopped twitching.  unfortunately, my left eardrum has taken up the slack.
Posted by ssStephG on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:41:00 PST