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Joe Bussard

you gotta drain off before you get out of the pool

About Me

I'm an Old Bastard! I collect vintage 78's from the thirties. I don't like anything made after the the thirties.Rap music is pure garbage Now don’t classify that stuff as music, good Lord. You run into a teenager, 16 or 17, ask them what noise is. “I don’t know.” How could they know ‘cause that’s all they hear. All you gotta do is listen. It’s a shame that all that’s great in this country is gone. Rock music is garbage – Straight from hell. Look at the people who do it. Idiots, they’re like animals. 99% of ‘em’s drug heads. The Beatles are crap You ought to step on them. That’s what you do with beetles. It’s just a sign of the times, a bunch of weirdos banging crap. It’s too bad their plane made it over here. If one had to crash that should have been the one. That would have helped our music situation for years. Elvis Presley – Couldn’t stand him Stupid looking thing. I’m just tellin’ it like it is All you gotta have is a pair of ears and something in between that resembles a brain. I really believe that anybody who listens to that hard rock stuff has to be on drugs, ‘cause a person with a normal brain couldn’t listen to it. Go to www.vintage78.com and see my site. Or you can check out the new box set at www.fonotone.com

My Interests

collecting 78's,steak, baby powder, electric bills, pool water, Damn dump truck across the street that wakes me up every damn morning! I tell you it's a conspiracy. They're plotting against me! Quarter pounders, no CHEESE, extra pickles, extra onion, Coke no ice. God knows I'm not paying to have them fill that damn cup up with ice and two inches of coke. Barbara Fritchie Restaurant. I like to stomp on Japanese Beetles. I'm trying to solve a problem I'm having with my garbage. See no one will come out to my house to pick up my trash. The county says they will do it but hell, I'm not paying those damn people another cent. So I'm trying to work a deal to find someone who will haul it all away. Oh did I mention I have a daughter? Yeah, Susannah. She's has three girls. The oldest is turning into one of those damn rock music drug heads. Alls she does is dress in black and listen to that damn BOOM BOOM BOOM BANG BANG BANG!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes to talk music.. Actually anyone who likes to listen to me talk music...*All messages will be answered by the real Joe Bussard* Believe me nobody pretends to be him...

Music:

I have too many to list here. Go to my website www.vintage78.com

Movies:

Don't watch em!

My Blog

Taxes are Due...

Well it's time once again for that damn tax man to take a hard working man's money.So help old Joe out and buy one of my new videos. Desperate Man Blues is out with 30 more mins of footage. If you sen...
Posted by Joe Bussard on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:42:00 PST

Please Feed Joe

OK so here's the deal. Vintage78.com is currently down. The guys who host the site for me want me to pay them 1200 dollars to put it back up. I'm an old man with no money. They're a bunch of damn...
Posted by Joe Bussard on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:56:00 PST