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diana

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw yo

About Me


N.E.R.D. - She Wants to Move

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Born in the USA... Hometown, USA, to be exact, AKA Memphis, Tenn. Home of the King. And I.
Entonces, en espanol, me llamo Diana y mi mamita bonita es de Puerto Rico, el bellisimo viejo San Juan. Es donde el mar encuentra la alma.
For some reason... an unofficial resume seems like it may be in order
Titles:
Client Communication Specialist; Legal Secretary; Receptionist; Public Relations Expert; Future International Business Tycoon
Best Qualities
I am a hard worker, a great multitasker, a cunning linguist, a meticulous editor, an even better writer, an energetic secretary, a self-starter, a bilingual translator, and a striking individual.
I enjoy challenge, deadlines, and quick thinking. I have a promising future and an evolving global business talent. I stay in contact with friends, family, and businesses all over the world and hope to travel with my profession in the future. I enjoy mutually beneficial situations and feel that win/win situations are possible more often than not. Perspective is everything.
I never take a first impression for granted, and I will not sacrifice my professionalism for any reason. I am defined by my self-respect, smile, and sharp wit. I'm continually motivated by knowledge and progress. Organizations focused on global growth and success benefit by investing in certain young minds with specific qualities. If this resume leaves you wanting, an interview certainly will not.
Worst Qualities
I am a natural communicator, which translates into "talker", at rare and unusual times. I may be in a good mood at any time, with or without warning (this may or may not include Mondays, mornings, late nights, and paydays). I have a hard time leaving any job, and I there is a possibility that I will cry on my last day. I have never been terminated before, and at times I can take rejection personally, so tread lightly.
wanna hire me? [email protected]
You may know me as Diana, Dianita, Dirty D, the short but sweet "D" when you're in a hurry. I'm the smart, sassy Puerto Rican next door. Coming to a town near you. Don't blink or you'll miss me.
What makes me different? I have "an expressive face".
I used to model when I was little, and I have recently begun again. Modeling is perfect for me. The scenery and details are always changing. I would love to quit my day job. I enjoy photography, posing, fashion, makeup, hair, I guess you could say the whole nine.
I know something about everything, and everything about nothing. I love to travel. I enjoy being a foreigner more than being a native any given day. I love experiencing life.
I lived in Rome for a few months, and I have a funny feeling I am going to be famous one day.
I stay up with current events, news, books, politics, religion, law, language, culture, art, beauty, modeling, writing, reading, poetry, trivia, travel, Italy, history, Shakespeare, love, family, hispanic tradition, genealogy, learning, experiencing, laughing, but mostly just living.
I like to feel the music. I'm not shy. I'll tell you how I feel. Depending on who you are. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

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Everything is Everything
by Lauryn Hill

Everything is everything
What is meant to be, will be
After winter, must come spring
Change, it comes eventually

I wrote these words for everyone
Who struggles in their youth
Who won't accept deception
Instead of what is truth
It seems we lose the game,
Before we even start to play
Who made these rules? We're so confused
Easily led astray
Let me tell ya that
Everything is everything
Everything is everything
After winter, must come spring
Everything is everything

Sometimes it seems
We'll touch that dream
But things come slow or not at all
And the ones on top, won't make it stop
So convinced that they might fall
Let's love ourselves then we can't fail
To make a better situation
Tomorrow, our seeds will grow
All we need is dedication

Let me tell ya that,
Everything is everything
Everything is everything
After winter, must come spring
Everything is everything

Everything is everything
What is meant to be, will be
After winter, must come spring
Change, it comes eventually

Your Eyes Should Be Green

Your eyes reflect: Striking attractiveness and danger

What's hidden behind your eyes: A vivid inner world

Dianaisms:

"God! It's like you never sleep! You're like a bat, only bats sleep."

"What kind of animal is Piglet anyway? Looks like a pink leaf."

"Good clothes don't cover up being a moron."

Looking for a change?
Oh! Oh! I know. Go here.

Music:



Movies:


free your mind

Television:

LOST, Scrubs, Arrested Development, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Stargate SG-1, Mythbusters, Futurama, and anything on The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, or Animal Planet. I really hate TV for the most part- unless it makes me think.

Heroes:

Mohandas K. Gandhi, Buddha, Rumi, Tupac Shakur, Che Guevara, Robert F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Jr., Jesus Christ, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Henry David Thoreau, M.C. Escher, Paulo Coelho, Pablo Neruda, Albert Einstein, Isaac Asimov, and anyone who is willing to stand for love

My Blog

Check out this event: Crawling to Beale Street for my Birthday

Hosted By: Diana StephensWhen: Saturday Jun 16, 2007 at 7:00 PMWhere: Bosco'sMadison AvenueMemphis, TN 38104United StatesDescription:Diana Stephens Click Here To View Event...
Posted by diana on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 11:48:00 PST

oh, earth....

my aunt just visited us one last time before she passes on. she has a disheartening prognosis.... and my mother and aunt are currently in Florida saying goodbye to their sister. i just hope it's not q...
Posted by diana on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:11:00 PST

in every breath

in every breathif you're the centerof your own desiresyou'll lose the graceof your belovedbut if in every breathyou blow awayyour self claimthe ecstasy of lovewill soon arrivein every breathif you're ...
Posted by diana on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:56:00 PST

at any time....

Life at any time can become difficult.Life at any time can become easy.It all depends upon how you adjust yourself to life.You cannot always control your circumstances.But you can always think positiv...
Posted by diana on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

i'm not crazy.

thank you ALL for helping me.... i feel so much better already.... and on a much funnier note... i had to share this with everyone... and please link us to the funniest thing you've seen in a damn lo...
Posted by diana on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:37:00 PST

it's a bird, it's a plane....

someone's getting big!Elek is now reaching out for Mama and Daddy and doing some really cool tricks!Elek's  "what the?? can i eat it?" face and this is the... "no no no.... i want what YOU'RE ea...
Posted by diana on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:46:00 PST

it's a bird, it's a plane....

someone's getting big!Elek is now reaching out for Mama and Daddy and doing some really cool tricks!Elek's  "what the?? can i eat it?" face and this is the... "no no no.... i want what YOU'RE ea...
Posted by diana on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:47:00 PST

life. (period.)

life. (period.)i know nowthat life is too short to hate what you do. or hate anyone. or hate anything. or just hate. (period.) there is no guarantee that you will live past this very second. and that'...
Posted by diana on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:34:00 PST

i feel your pain.

Universal Spirit is what we are all a part of. When you ask a question you already know the answer to... and the answer is within you. Writing is so amazing because it forces you to reflect. You refle...
Posted by diana on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 06:40:00 PST

know your food.

Be mindful of your intake, please. I have had a very strong conviction lately about foods with hormones (like chicken, turkey, and dairy) and caffeine can cause cysts to grow rapidly. These things are...
Posted by diana on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:42:00 PST