Stewie

I have a single goal: Total World Domination. I have the voice and manner of an evil Rex Harrison, but I’ve only recently celebrated the one-year anniversary of my escape from my mother's "cursed ovarian Bastille," in which I was incarcerated for nine grueling months. I has vowed to defeat my mother's matriarchal tyranny and topple the "gynocracy" she rules.Just because Lois has narrowly escaped several attempts on her life thus far doesn't mean she's in the clear yet. I might begrudge Lois a modicum of respect for being the worthy adversary she is, but don't be fooled. One day her uppance shall come!In fact, if it were not for my lack of muscle tone, toilet training and my need for parentally provided sustenance, I would have already gained control over most of the third world, including Canada. Until my dominion over all mankind comes to fruition, anyone or anything that interferes with my grand plan shall be destroyed. And if I can create a machine that controls the weather, what makes you think I won't be able to control you, hmmm?