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About Me

I am who I am. Alot of people don't like that. But you know what..FUCK EM! NOW READ ABOUT ME!!! :P I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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Name: Bret Gardner
Birthday: 6/02/84
Birthplace: San Diego, Ca
Current Location: Salt Lake City, Youutahh
Eye Color: Grey
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5' 11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scotish/German
The Shoes You Wore Today: My old ass Vans
Your Weakness: My brain
Your Fears: Everything.... :P
Your Perfect Pizza: Kanidian Bacon, Pep, and bell peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish writing my book
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "..." or ":P"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck, I have to work at Tasty's today...
Your Best Physical Feature: none
Your Bedtime: After Adult Swim
Your Most Missed Memory: My dog
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi. Ive had a Pepsi every day of my life sence 8th grade. Thats about 8 years... You owe me Pepsi Co. :P
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: Dont know, never been on one
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neather
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: oh yeah...
Do you Sing: yeah
Do you Shower Daily: yup
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: eh... prob
Do you belive in yourself: ....Yes??
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: If you like fat guys :P
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Hell yeah
Do you play an Instrument: My Computer
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: After stealing a cop car, I want to set up a wireless feed to the dash cam and drive it off a cliff while my computer picks up the feed and records it.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: If I ever grow up, A stunt man
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Medium
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 115, 120
Best Clothing Style: Like me, black and silver
Number of Drugs I have taken: nonr
Number of CDs I own: like 250
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: none, unless you count scars
Number of things in my Past I Regret: way, way, way, WAY to many to count
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You are a black dragon! Master of the shadows and
nightmares. People claim you to be evil but
you're just misunderstood. You just want to
be alone.
Which Dragon resides in your soul? (cool pictures!)
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ur soul is black, someone hurt you and you haven't
forgiven them, don't worry your friends are
there for you
-What's the colour of your soul???- (cool anime pics)^-^
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My Interests

Video games, Music, Friends, parties, street racing, and dragons

I'd like to meet:

anyone really
You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?

Music:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test KMFDM, System Of A Down, Rammstein, Prodigy, Offspring, Korn, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Cradle Of Filth, NiN, LinkinPark, Sum41, iLL Nino, Slipknot, (hed)pe, Powerman 5000, In Flames, Lamb Of God, Type O Negitive, MSI, Tsunami Bomb, Gorillaz, Nightwish, Mudvayne, Ra, Sonata Arctica, The Crystal Method, Goldfinger, MC 900 Ft Jesus, Metallica, Orgy, Stabbing Westward, Texas Faggot, Zebrahead, Faithless, Gravity Kills, Iron Maiden, Spider Bait, Therion, Rob Zombie, The F-Ups, Utah Saints, Lemondemon
Richard(Z)Krupse(B)- Gutairrrr (the right one!)

What Rammstein-er are youuuu?
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Movies:

Cannibal! The Musical, Orgasimo, The Fifth Element, The Matrix, Reloaded, Revolutions, South Park:BLaU, Blade, Blade III, Pitch Black

Television:

The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, Megas XLR, DBZ, South Park I'm Sephiroth!

Job: Ex-SOLDIER
Age: Unknown
Weapon: Masamune
Birthplace: Nibelheim
Description: A dark and sinister product of years of scientific experimentation involving Jenova and the Ancients, Sephiroth is out for one prize: the ultimate power. His goal is to govern all life and the lifestream itself that rules the planet, and only one man can stop him.

Which Final Fantasy 7 character are you?

Books:

Adventures Of Samurai Cat, The MORE Adventures Of Samurai Cat, Samurai Cat in the Real World, Samurai Cat goes to the movies, Samurai Cat Goes to Hell, Primortals:Target Earth, The Dark Descent, Interview With The Vampire
Your Penis Name Is...
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Heroes:

Sean Connery, Albert Enstine, Dane Cook, Steven Lynch, H.M Glenn And this thing

My Blog

you've been warned

Alright, Im pretty depressed. Life has been really good, so I don't know why Im depressed.(cry for attention in...3...2...1...!!)For the love of fucking god! CALL ME!! I'll be home. I hate being alone...
Posted by Golgari" on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 10:51:00 PST

Anyone who has ever had anything stolen... READ UP!!

http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/ Read, its good. I know most of the people that will read this are living in Youutahh, but myspace is big. Maybe one of my friends, friends, frei...etc... ...
Posted by Golgari" on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 02:38:00 PST

NACHOOS!!!!!

7-11's nachos kick ass!!! Cover them with ass loads of cheese and just as much chillie and dig in! I was sick at the start of the day, so I asked my boss and she had a heart and let me go 4 hours ear...
Posted by Golgari" on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 06:12:00 PST

Running Scared

OK, anyone that reads this is now required to see the movie Running Scared. That movie kicked so much ass. When I started it up I didn't know what I was getting myself into. The little clock at the bo...
Posted by Golgari" on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 08:53:00 PST

22

Well, well, well, tomorrow I will be TWENTY TWO. I don't know if that holds any real importance other then the fact that it will be my birthday. Don't know if anything is going to happen, but whatever...
Posted by Golgari" on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:00:00 PST

Got bored to

What have you done so far in 2006?1. Have you had a gf/bf? Nope2. Have you had your birthday? In 8 days4. Gotten high? Nope6. Cried? Yes7. Had someone close to you pass away? Nope8. Pulled an all nigh...
Posted by Golgari" on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:21:00 PST

Arg...

I really disslike work sometimes. Selling stuff sucks. I am spose to sell two things an hour, which isnt hard. I could do atleast 4, but I had to work mothers day which means NO ONE is going to come i...
Posted by Golgari" on Mon, 15 May 2006 09:24:00 PST

If I have to deal with freedom of speech, so does Tom Cruise

Incase you missed it, http://www.petitiononline.com/chefgate/petition.html SIGN! Please! We, the loyal viewers of television's South Park, do hereby protest against the removal of the episode "Trapped...
Posted by Golgari" on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 05:09:00 PST

METAL QUIZ! (this beast is L O N G)

You scored as Funeral Doom Metalist. You are a funeral doom fan, you like music that has common in death (Music of funerals/ inside the casket) don't worry if someone calls you a goth, you are superi...
Posted by Golgari" on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 02:25:00 PST

Ug.... Sleeepp.....

7am. I havent been to bed yet... I had to go to the airport at 5:30. My mom came with me and told me that she wanted mcdonalds before work, so I had a good breakfast. My head is pounding. I wanted to ...
Posted by Golgari" on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 06:04:00 PST