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DISTRESSEDJEANS/ CINDY/ A Thousand Dollars for a Kiss

About Me

"Hollywood is a place where they will pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul." --Marilyn Monroe
My newest book is called FIFTY CENTS FOR YOUR SOUL. America's twisted obsession with celebrities is embodied in pretty, sexy, gossip-obsessed Barrett Greer, a chic pilgrim worshiping in her own Mecca: Hollywood. When Barrett, a reporter at a small paper, discovers that Hollywood's most glamorous icon may still be alive, she must decide whether to use the story for her own fame, or to let sleeping divas lie. Fifty Cents for Your Soul is a loving satire about one young woman's adventures among the rich, famous, and unscrupulous.
A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A KISS There is no good reason for Barrett Greer to be obsessive about pop star Kat Savage. After all, Barrett is a responsible thirty two year old who is engaged to be married and is a writer at a magazine geared for middle aged women called Ladies Monthly.
During her days at work, Barrett spends her time on the computer reading gossip websites and looking at plastic surgery of stars. At home, Barrett devours tabloid magazines and watches the E! channel. Barrett constantly daydreams about what it must be like to be a star: spa treatments and limo rides, designer clothes and adoration from fans, obviously so much better than the boring, uneventful life she leads.
Be careful what you wish for because you might just get it--and get it Barrett does. Suddenly, she's smack in the middle of pop star Kat Savage's life, but her initial delight soon gives way to chaos. She discovers that the gorgeous singer is really a helpless bundle of nerves that cannot take care of herself.
Everything suffers as Barrett gets drawn into Kat’s life, trying to get the star back on track after a embarrassing public breakup with a young actor. Following years of dreaming about leading a glamorous life, Barrett gets to see another side of fame and fortune when Kat tumbles into a downward spiral, taking Barrett down with her.
The book is on Barnes&Noble, Powells,and AMAZON.COM right now!!
Britney Spears wrote me a tearful letter begging me to stop writing the Letters of Troof on my gossip site, Conversations About Famous People. That's where the idea for A Thousand Dollars for a Kiss came from. I owe Brit a big THANK YOU and a pair of cotton panties.
Visit me here- http://conversationsfamouswriters.blogspot.com/
and stop to say hello here too- www.hellodollface.com br

My Interests

family, friends, reading, writing, art, travel, sleeping late, drinking coffee and vodka (not together obviously) colonics, playing with my dogs, shopping for clothes, shopping for shoes, laughing and playing, pina coladas and getting lost in the rain.

I'd like to meet:

Those who can loan me size 8 Christian Louboutin or Jimmy Choos.

Music:

Janis Joplin, AC/DC, Foghat, The Eagles, Sarah McLachlan, Dido, a little Van Halen, a smattering of Rolling Stones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Green Day, Queen, Mozart, Black Eyed Peas, Journey, 80's music and showtunes.

Movies:

The Good Girl, Girl Interrupted, The Break Up, the Bourne movies, Shawshank Redemption, Grease, Chicago, Hairspray, Shrek, Napoleon Dynamite, The Wedding Singer, Juno.

Television:

Anything on Bravo, E! and HGTV

Books:

In Her Shoes by Jennifer Weiner, true crime books by Ann Rule, the Kinsey Milhone books by Sue Grafton, anything by Caroline Leavitt and the same for Gayle Brandeis, Jodi Picoult, Leslie Schnur, Sonia Choquette, Lisa Tucker, Caprice Crane, Jen Lancaster, Laura Moriarty, Frank McCourt. The Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls. Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kid. The Other Boleyn Girl by Phillipa Gregory.

Heroes:

R.I.P Brandon Nash

My Blog

MEET ME !!

I am having a book signing in Pasadena on May 3rd. It's my first one ever so I'll be very nervous. Here is the link.   It's at 7pm so you can come after dinner and be sure to bring me something ...
Posted by Distressed Jeans on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:39:00 PST

MEET ME !!

I am having a book signing in Pasadena on May 3rd. It's my first one ever so I'll be very nervous. Here is the link. It's at 7pm so you can come after dinner and be sure to bring me something sweet. A...
Posted by Distressed Jeans on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:39:00 PST

MEET ME !!

I am having a book signing in Pasadena on May 3rd. It's my first one ever so I'll be very nervous. Here is the link. It's at 7pm so you can come after dinner and be sure to bring me something sweet. A...
Posted by Distressed Jeans on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

Breast Cancer

This is a public service announcement of sorts. It's also more information about myself than you care to know, probably. I posted it on my Conversations with Famous Writers site but maybe you don...
Posted by Distressed Jeans on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:08:00 PST

Edie Factory Girl, Andy Warhol

I just posted an interview with a most amazing, interesting writer named David Dalton. He used to hang out at the Factory, Andy Warhols pit of drugs and craziness. You cannot imagine- or maybe you c...
Posted by Distressed Jeans on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

Interview with ME

An author I completely adore Caroline Leavitt, featured me on the Cookie magazine online forum- please check it out here: cookie magazine. This evening, I posted an interview I did with writer Lauren ...
Posted by Distressed Jeans on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 06:49:00 PST

Book Reviews

I guess I knew this day was coming...my first bad review. I wonder if people realize that the authors actually read all the reviews and have feelings and get upset. One star? And  I think the wor...
Posted by Distressed Jeans on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:06:00 PST

MARILYN MONROE

When I was about seven years old, I happened to catch a movie about the life of Marilyn Monroe. Immediately I began this fascination with her that would always be a part of me. For a while, as a young...
Posted by Distressed Jeans on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:03:00 PST

BOOK to MOVIE

The time is coming for A Thousand Dollars for a Kiss to be released and I am so excited. Nervous. Scared. But most of all, anxious ! I wonder how it's going to do and what's going to be happening...
Posted by Distressed Jeans on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST

FINALLY~

Finally, I have a date that my book will be springing into stores and Amazon.com and Barnes and Noble.com. Im so excited, I feel jacked up on coffee and I havent even had any yet! This is the first in...
Posted by Distressed Jeans on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:23:00 PST