lila

More often than not you can find me lulling around my owner's 4th floor apartment. I enjoy bathing in sinks while my owner's friends try to brush their teeth. I really like to play Hide-N-Seek. On occasion I will leap from my 4th floor balcony and try to catch birds. But the last time that happened I kinda got lost for awhile. It was a sweet adventure though. I met all these "stray" cats (that's what they liked to call themselves) and they were real mean to me at first. I think it's b/c I am way prettier than they are. Did I mention that I am really cute? Well, I am. I have beautiful, blue eyes. A stunningly, smooth coat and the pinkest tongue in town. But back to my adventure. So the "strays" finally got used to me but first i had to prove myself. You know....I had to hunt for my food (who knew how delicious mice could be!?) and I had to scrap a few times to show that I'm "hard". Even though I was enjoying my time with the "strays", I kinda missed my fat friend at home. His name is Pismo. If you wanna see him, check out my pics. So anyway, one day i really missed my owner and i really wanted to just lounge around and lick myself inappropriately in front of my owner's friends so i went back to my apartment and got on the elevator. But you'd be surprised at how difficult it can be to reach those buttons. I even tried to write my owner a letter to tell him where i was staying but I have no thumbs. So I had to rough it. And i did, for about a month. It was the toughest month of my life. But then, one day when i was resting under a bush, away from all the other "strays" I heard it. It was my owner's voice. He's got this way of saying my name, all high pitched and girly, and i was sooooo happy to hear him. So I meowed back. And then I was able to go home and lick myself and bathe in the kitchen sink and be cute. So that's my story. I'm Lila.DASANI_lyts