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Jet Screamer

I'll fly up your ass if the money's right!!!

About Me

I'm a petroleum to rotation conversion technician in the high speed aluminum tubing industry. I live happily in Chicago with my fiance, Debbie. She's the most! I travel a lot, like to skate and snowboard and drink the booze so if yer into any of that stuff say hey and throw me a Simpsons quote.

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My Interests

Skateboarding, snowboarding, surfing, punk shows, flying, playing drums, attempted alcoholism. I'd like to think most of my conversations are intellectual but mostly they involve the phrase, "my cat's breath smells like cat food."

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who claims to be able to talk to God, like Jesus or that Dalai Lama guy or that homeless guy ranting on the street corner. I think I pissed Him off recently and need someone to put in a good word for me.

Music:

I feel all music falls into one of three possible categories; it either Rocks, Rules or BLOWS! Nashville Pussy Rocks- whether you like them or not, they objectively rock. Johnny Cash Rules. His music spans time and reaches people in many different genres. The Bee Gees BLOW! They are trite and without substance (sometimes that's a good thing but not in this case). It's really very simple. Try it with your music.

Movies:

Other than the stuff that everyone likes, The Manchurian Candidate (either one), Stanley Kubrick stuff, SLC Punk, After Hours, Thrashin'. I know, pretty generic and predictable but whatcha gonna do, right?

Television:

I watch the World War II (History) channel a lot in hotel rooms. Most TV sucks but it sure beats doin stuff.

Books:

Is Bizarre Magazine considered a book?

Heroes:

Craig Kelly

My Blog

Pics fixed! Over a year late- Pics of the new condo

I guess it was a bigger deal when we actually moved in but here's the pics we took right after moving in.      The cat with the demonic glowing eyes came with the place.  Tec...
Posted by Jet Screamer on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:03:00 PST

69...yeah!

..> I AM 69% PUNK ROCK! You are Henry Rollins The intelligent punk. Tuff and Smart. I may be able to maintain a train of thought long enough... What the fuck was I talking about? Take the PUNK ROC...
Posted by Jet Screamer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Travels with Charlie

People often ask me where I've been flying lately.  Usually I have trouble recalling more than the last couple of flights because they start to blur together after a while.  For those who wo...
Posted by Jet Screamer on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 12:25:00 PST

Gettin Hitched!

Just in case you haven't heard either from us or the grapevine, Debbie has graciously accepted my proposal and we's gonna have us a hootenanny of a wedding.  The plan for now is to do this a year...
Posted by Jet Screamer on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:33:00 PST

The Daggers at Alvin's in Detroit

As if you won't be hungover enough from St P's day drinking. If you are planning on being in Detroit this weekend,The Daggers will be playing with the Bumpin Uglies for their 10th anniversary show at ...
Posted by Jet Screamer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bad hotels

After some fairly exhaustive research on the subject, I've come to a few conclusions about some of the places that hold the honor of being my homes away from home. I think my least favorite places to...
Posted by Jet Screamer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Roast Beef

I used to keep a written journal when I was younger but I ended up forgetting to write and it's been years since anything new was added. I'm sittin in a hotel lobby in Baton Rouge, wasting time and ge...
Posted by Jet Screamer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST