I love cheese, Kerrang!, sleep, my new glasses, star-shaped-things, green things, whiskey, all George Orwell, Streatham Hill and my Neil. I know a hundred ways to cook peppers that are both pleasing on the eye and the digestive system. I'm a bit of an eBay whore - if it's not nailed down, it's listed. Neil and I love our new flat, very very much. I have been known to get exceptionally excited about DIY programmes and BOGOF offers on Ragu and Ariel Colour liqui-tabs.
"'If you plot "number of animals abused" against "what makes people cruel" versus "intelligence of either party", the pattern is so unreadable you might as well draw in a chain of fox heads on sticks. And if you do that, an interesting thing happens: the word "cruel" starts to flash..."
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't add me if you're a random band, even if you *do* sound like In Flames / Less Than Jake / someone else I like. If it's meant to be, i'll find you. Yes.
IF I CAN'T WORK OUT WHO YOU ARE BY YOUR PICTURE, I'M NOT GOING TO ADD YOU. Incidentally, we have no work experience places left, ever, so shh.
