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Carrie

What I lack in grace I make up for in fury.

About Me

I tell myself I'm nothing special. My therapist tells me I'm an unconventional woman. My mother tells me I should be happier. My father tells me I'll always be his little girl. My sister and brother tell me I'm a dork. My friends tell me I'm crazy but that's what they like about me. My resume tells me I'm a writer and editor, with emphasis on the latter. My passport tells me I'm an American who has seen something of the world but not nearly enough. The woman who waxes my eyebrows tells me I'm a beautiful girl. Washington Post columnist David Broder tells me my writing is "wonderful and succinct." One boss tells me I'm bright. Another tells me he hears nothing but good things about me. Another tells me I'm a perpetually angry smarty-pants. Well-meaning casual acquaintances tell me I should be doing more writing. The guy I have a crush on tells me he likes my work--but he says it literally and without the slightest hint of innuendo. Coworkers tell me I don't talk to them enough. My cat tells me I'm warm and soft and that my can-opening skills make me a tolerable companion. My bellydance instructor tells me I think and try too hard. My body tells me I need to be doing more swimming. My head tells me there's something more to it all than this. My heart tells me the answers are out there. My soul tells me not to listen to what everyone else tells me.So what can I tell you? And what do you have to tell me?

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My Interests

Writing, literature, politics, history, world travel, obscure trivia, art, photography, swimming, sleep, roller derby, bellydance, learning for the sake of learning, schadenfreude, existential angst, psychoanalysis, journalism, dreams, adventures, my ever-changing pantheon of Celebrity Boyfriends, dilettantism, driving to nowhere in particular, theorizing, staring up at the stars and thinking, libertarianism, college basketball, plumbing the depths of the human mind, cartoons, Charm City Roller Girls, Speed Regime, roller skating, fast-paced sports, innuendo and double entendre, England and her countrymen, silence and solitude, tea in all its form and splendor, the Pacific Northwest, Ultimate Frisbee, thunderstorms, nebulous intellectual concepts, yoga, muttering darkly at the stupidity of it all, keeping things tidy, witty banter, making things happen, looking for meaning in it all, questioning everything

I'd like to meet:

The John Steed to my Emma Peel. Writers, artists and literary types who want to form the next Bloomsbury Group or Algonquin Round Table. Aristocrats, landed gentry and lesser nobility. Someone who can teach me how to waltz and break me of my habit of always leading. Dilettantes, cognoscenti, iconoclasts and provocateurs... and people who can spell all four and use them in a sentence. People who neither snicker nor look at me blankly when I say I want to see the Wiener Philharmoniker. Modern pentathletes. A muse for whom the feeling is mutual. A traveling companion with a List of Things To See Before I Die as long as mine. People who like to go see movies and then discuss them at length in diners afterwards. Legendary wits. Men who understand and accept the fact that if they tell me that I "complete them," I will punch them in the face. Exceptional kissers. Wordsmiths. Disgruntled traffic reporters. Fellow derbyheads. Melancholics. Wikipedians. The Byronic, the Kafkaesque, the Machivellian, and people with last names that can be made into adjectives. Speakers of dead and constructed languages. Wealthy benefactors. AP Style addicts. A true intellectual sparring partner with humor, warmth and an adventurous streak... and pretty eyes. Friends with their own special kind of wit and wisdom and good conversational skills--liking Thai food, having impeccable grammar and possessing near-encyclopedic knowledge of The Simpsons helps too.

Music:

Goldfrapp, Filter, Paul Van Dyk, U2, The Crystal Method, Fatboy Slim, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Moby, NIN, Sasha and John Digweed, God Lives Underwater, Kinobe, Groove Armada, Curve, Amon Tobin, Vanessa Daou, Econoline Crush, Metallica, Prodigy, Sarah Slean, Thievery Corporation, Dido, Sarah McLachlan, Leftfield, Matthew Good Band, Cirrus, Stone Temple Pilots, Stabbing Westward, BT, Massive Attack, Astral Projection, Slowdive, The Chemical Brothers, Trentemoller, Pink Floyd, baroque chamber music, Strauss waltzes, Holst (What's your favorite planet?), Tchaikovsky, Satie, goa trance, drum and bass, swing and classic jazz, 80s New Wave, Brit-Pop, disco when I'm feeling like a proper Carter Administration baby, Madonna in small doses, Prince when he was still a pottymouth, nameless European techno you can dance to all night

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Citizen Kane, The Great Escape, American Beauty, L.A. Confidential, The Matrix and The Matrix Reloaded, Dogma, Mallrats, Wings of Desire, Dr. Strangelove, Gladiator, Pride and Prejudice (1995), Quills, Friday, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, the Austin Powers movies, Emma, Sense and Sensibility, Persuasion, Ghostbusters, Animal House, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Kill Bill, 300, Wet Hot American Summer, the X-Men movies, Julius Caesar (1953), Girl Interrupted, Interview with the Vampire, Anchorman, Dark City, Spaceballs, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Star Wars movies, History of the World Part 1, the Harry Potter movies, Office Space, Metropolis, various anime, more when reminded of them

Television:

The Simpsons, pretty much anything on Adult Swim, South Park, Reno 911!, History Channel documentaries, The State, The X-Files (old school), Seinfeld, Doctor Who (new series), The Prisoner, What Not to Wear, BBC World News, Arrested Development, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Office (UK), Mythbusters, I Love the 70s/80s/90s, Brit-coms, Danger Mouse, Carnivale, SpongeBob SquarePants, college basketball, infomercials for kitchen gadgets (they can put me to sleep faster than Nyquil)

Books:

The Man Without Qualities, On the Road, Lord of the Rings and others by J.R.R. Tolkien, Wuthering Heights, The Great Gatsby and others by F. Scott Fitzgerald, Jane Eyre, Emma, Persuasion, Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Julius Caesar and others by Shakespeare, Crime and Punishment, Orlando, The Antichrist and others by Nietzsche, My Life as Author and Editor and others by H.L. Mencken, The Bell Jar, The Catcher in the Rye, the Harry Potter books, The Phantom Tollbooth, Slaughterhouse-Five, Down and Out in Paris and London and others by George Orwell, Gates of Fire, art history, European history, historical biographies, political and communication theory, books full of obscure trivia, more when I'm reminded of them or when I find something new I actually enjoy.

Heroes:

The women and men of roller derby. The editors of and contributors to The Associated Press Stylebook.

My Blog

CCRG Update

Well, I didn't make the league this time around. Guess it's back to busting my ass at open skates so I'm in better shape for the October tryouts. Hope everyone caught the ladies of the Charm City...
Posted by Carrie on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:44:00 PST

Today a skater tot, tomorrow...?

Well boys and girls, your resident cynical, broadsword-wielding scribe is about to take the step out of roller derby fandom and into the sport itself. I'll be trying out for the Charm City Roller Girl...
Posted by Carrie on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 06:52:00 PST

Who needs the Kwik-E Mart?

My sister Courtney and I ventured into the wilds of Bladensburg, Md. on Thursday to seek out the Kwik-E Mart--fabled in story and song. And lo, here's what we discovered....
Posted by Carrie on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 06:54:00 PST

The day's a bummer already.

{sigh} It's raining. I overslept. Kurt Vonnegut died. I'm ashamed to say I've only recently discovered his brilliance. I inhaled "Slaughterhouse-Five" in one sitting and now I'm totally hooked. I love...
Posted by Carrie on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:14:00 PST

Color me completely unsurprised

I knew I disliked teenagers and college kids for a reason. College students think they're so special: Study finds alarming rise in narcissism, self-centeredness in 'Generation Me'...
Posted by Carrie on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 08:56:00 PST

Derby powers for justice!

(Cross-posted from elsewhere, just to de-lurk and to assure you good peeps that I do in fact leave the house from time to time. )   It's good to set goals for yourself when you're exercising. I h...
Posted by Carrie on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:35:00 PST

Thank goodness for Cartoon Network

If you're a cartoon aficionado like I am, Monday was a depressing day. Yogi Bear creator Joe Barbera dies at 95 'Rocky and Bullwinkle' writer dies at 81 They don't make 'em like that anymore. ...
Posted by Carrie on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:18:00 PST

Civic duty is hot!

All right kiddies, go out and get your vote on! As an unaffiliated voter, I don't give a rat's ass how you vote, just that you go out and do it. You've got a right, people, so exercise it!  This ...
Posted by Carrie on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:17:00 PST

Happy Hour Ahoy!

This opened recently just down the street from my office. I think a field trip is in order. Any takers?
Posted by Carrie on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:26:00 PST

I Give Good Karma

This is good to know, considering how often I spend my workdays guffawing at other people's pain. Although I'm sure it's bad karma to keep updating my blog with bullshit quizzes instead of real conten...
Posted by Carrie on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:56:00 PST