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Hostility Towards the Opposition

Hangin' out for time to cure birth.

About Me

Mix the following: George Carlin and Doug Adams' humor, Kurt Vonnegut's outlook on life, 2 cups flour, a sixpack of Dr. Pepper, a squirt or two of Joop and an aquarium of fish all named Kevin (and at one point, Steve), and you get me. I'm living in Baltimore again, and it's shocking how much dodging bullets is like riding a bike.. you can do it again like you just did it yesterday. I definitely don't like to "move-it move-it" and I don't care who let the dogs out. I'm extremely sarcastic with a sometimes dry sometimes silly sense of humor, and I'm a die-hard cynic. I'm working on changing my physical description from average to athletic, so I work out 6 days a week ya know, just fyi incase you're shallow and that's an issue. Get in touch, I'm always lookin for more people to hang with.

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"I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously."
- Douglas Adams

"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."
- H. L. Mencken

Weight Loss Part Deux

Since 8/20/2007 - 4.5 lbs lost (and still off) as of 08/29 in the year twenty-odd-seven, and still going strong. That's right.

My Interests

Graphic Design, Web Development, Books, Museums, Bars, Foosball, People Watching, Being Jewish, Hardcore, Southern Comfort, Women, Cars, Motorcycles, Photography

I'd like to meet:

She doesn't take 2 hours to do her hair, tells me exactly what she thinks of pretty much anything. She's outspoken and makes me laugh, she has a lot of annoying habits that I'll find endearing even though I'll complain about them. She's not perfect, doesn't need to be, and is ok with it. She's confident, she doesn't lose her cool and she leaves me amazed that I'm lucky enough to have her in my life.
There is no remainder in the mathematics of infinity. There's only the blanket.

Music:

Stuff you've likely never heard of...Madball, Atreyu, Grade, Darkest Hour, Sick of it All, skycamefalling, Gorilla Biscuits, Anthrax, Cock Sparrer, Hopesfall, Dropkick Murphys, Cro-Mags, Agnostic Front, AFI, Capture the Flag, Chokehold, Deadguy, For the Love Of.., E-Town Concrete, Opeth, In Flames, Jurassic 5, NOFX, Pharcyde, The Pogues, Social Distortion, The Clash, Weezer, Hatebreed, Skarhead, Inside Out, Burn, Brother's Keeper, The Refused, The Misfits, Snapcase, Earth Crisis, Fury of Five, Chain of Strength, Murphy's Law, No Use for a Name, The Exploited, 7 Seconds, Black Flag, Operation Ivy, Lifetime, Rancid, Integrity (not I2000, the old stuff), Sepultura, Shades Apart, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Downset, Yuppicide, Pennywise, 108, ya know, that's enough for now.. I'm not going to go out to the CDs and see who I missed.

Movies:

Anything by the Cohen Brothers, Goodfellas, Logan's Run, Suicide Kings, Equilibrium, Reign of Fire, Donnie Darko, Army of Darkness, Evildead, Queen of the Damned, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Wayne's World, Transformers the Movie, GI Joe The Movie, A Bug's Life, Antz, Toy Story, The Matrix (oh hell, all 3), Star Wars (all of em), Indiana Jones 1-3, BMX Bandits, Rad, ...nothing by that ass clown John Waters.

Television:

The Simpsons, Scrubs, Will and Grace, Friends (yeah I'm a dork, save it), 6 Feet Under, Futurama, Family Guy, Dead Like Me, Oz (before it ended), The Sopranos, Deadwood, 2NR, Family Business, just about anything that qualifies as a true hollywood story or a behind the music, I Love the 80s, ...that's about it.

Books:

Lots and lots by all of these authors and a lot more: The Hitchhiker's Gulde to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams), Bloodsucking Fields - A Love Story (Christopher Moore), Microserfs (Douglas Coupland), Cat'c Cradle (Kurt Vonnegut), How to Be Good (Nick Hornby), The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown), The Risk Pool (Richard Russo)... and more.

Heroes:

Ron Popeil, Jay "the Juiceman" Kordich, Robert Koyisaki, Tony Little, Susan Powter, and that fucking british guy who sets cars on fire then washes them off with a cup of ejaculate squozen from a tibetian monk. They proved to me that anyone can achieve anything, and no matter how great it is, the best idea is to tell the world...at 3 in the morning. All of them, and all the fine gents keeping the peace every day in Paragon City.

My Blog

Its the little things, as long as they blow

I felt so cutting edge Sunday night, with both fan-on-a-stick and superpillow! I also picked up a full-spectrum bulb for my bedside table lamp, went food shopping, got the cool LED tap-light (a cheapo...
Posted by Hostility Towards the Opposition on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:54:00 PST

Sure, great movie, but...

MySpace has a button with which you can search by people's display names. As of right now, there are 7977 people on MySpace who set their name to "McLovin."*sigh* I present the instructions on how to ...
Posted by Hostility Towards the Opposition on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:24:00 PST

The verdict: LOL.

Working at home on a Friday is a bag of dicks man, let me tell you about it. I'm in my pajamas (yay!) but I'm not sleeping (boo!) and there's coffee (yay!) but it's instant (boo!). Lunch breaks are gr...
Posted by Hostility Towards the Opposition on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:41:00 PST

They say it happens in the autumn years

My daily workday ADD has manefested itself in Haiku form. So due to today's particularly whimsical form... blog-haiku!Buffalo, tell us...Where have your mighty wings gone to?Gimme celery.Missed phone ...
Posted by Hostility Towards the Opposition on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:04:00 PST

Shiver-twitch... OF DOOM!

I just shiver-twitched (is there a word for this? maybe in the "Meaning of Liff") so hard I almost knocked myself completely out of my chair and into the Gazelle. That means it's blogging time! That, ...
Posted by Hostility Towards the Opposition on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:42:00 PST

Irrational Exhuberance

It's been 6 long years since the first time I've seen this, and I still think it's funny as shit. Honestly, sometimes this is the only thing that cheers me up.*edit*I was wondering why Colin Mochrie s...
Posted by Hostility Towards the Opposition on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 08:54:00 PST

I was saying boo-urns

Another case of workday ADD has taken a hold, so let's review some of the hilights of my day. Oh wait, Emily (who declared me the guy who makes it cool to be weird) just emailed me, I'm gonna go read ...
Posted by Hostility Towards the Opposition on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:08:00 PST

Workday ADD manefestation, documented!

Work ADD:1. I like Illustrator better than Photoshop lately2. Why does every icon I draw look so "Web 2.0"?3. I need to go to Home Depot for another outside garbage can4. I want magic low carb nachos5...
Posted by Hostility Towards the Opposition on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 02:10:00 PST

One more problem with the greeting industry

Thank you, little baby jesus, for giving us reminder emails when we really need them.
Posted by Hostility Towards the Opposition on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:10:00 PST

Yeah? Well, you're a ... high dynamic range

In the latest battle in my war to keep myself entertained, I've gotten back into photography beyond being the guy at the party who has a camera around (granted, I still plan on doing that). Below is m...
Posted by Hostility Towards the Opposition on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 08:35:00 PST