Jamal Jeremiah Jackson III
Born August 22, 1980
In Philadelphia, Pennslyvania
Moved to Detroit at age four
Graduated from Finny High School in 1998
Did not attend college
Began bus boying at a local Players Club on 8 Mile at age twelve
Fired at age sixteen for sexual harassment
Begins to work on music career in 2000
First album was released in 2003, 100 copies sold
In 2004, released "What A Girl"- record hit
Frequent attendee of TRL
Always screams "I jack off to Britney Spears!"
That is his copy right signature catch phrase
Currenty is working on third album, Knockin' Up Dem Hoes, with the rest of Big Daddy J
Single
Been divorced six times
Fat
Black as night
6'3"
600 pounds of loving
1/4 is muscle
Like long walks on the Metro Beach
Bama
Born January 27, 1975
In Grosse Pointe, Michigan
Currently reisdes in Bel Air, Michigan
Graduated from Southwester Detroot High School in 1991
Graduated from the University of Michigan in 1995
Has attained 4 degrees in Medical Sciences
Currently owns the Lochmoor Golf Club
Worked at Players Club in 1982 until 1985
Has released 7 previous rock/metal albums
3 of the 7 were flops
Was lead singer and guitarist of former band El Bastardos and MFC(Monkey Fuckin' Coconuts)
Produced all of Jamal's records in his home studio in Saint Clair Shores
Was the master mind with the help of Da Hoodrat on Jamal's great hit "What A Girl"
Currently working on "Knockin' Up Dem Hoes"
Single
Been divorced 12 times from Swedish hookers
6' 9"
6 foot lying on his back
Surfs pipe in Vietnam with Da Hoodrat every month
Has been bitten by 12 sharks and a wallaby
Da Hoodrat
Born February 23, 1975
In La Pancha Verde, Columbia
Currently resides in Bel Isle, Michigan
Graduated from Thuganomics Academy in 1991
Did not attend college
Worked at Players Club from 1982 to 1985
Led a cocaine drug ring in Veitnam in 1981
Has been arrested 6 times
Lost his virginity to a crazed chipmunk
Wonders what it would be like to be a snowflake
Was guitarist of El Bastardos with Bama
Currently works on "Knockin' Up Dem Hoes"
Currently married to Jessica Simpson
Is a secret relationship
Been divorced from Swiss hookers 15 times
6'1"
And tons of fun
Surfs pipe with Bama in Veitnam
Has been bitten by 16 different sperm whales and a naked mole rat
