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Freebird

water? like from the toilet?

About Me

i really like coors light. you can ask my mother, it's true. but recently i heard that pete coors is actually this hardcore right-wing, republican, pro-lifer type. i don't feel too good about supporting that kind of thing but i figure, it's not like he's a nazi, right? hugo boss used to make uniforms for the nazis. you won't catch me wearing one of his suits. but then again, i did drive a volkswagen for awhile. speaking of nazis, awhile back i saw this documentary on pbs about the olympics. did you know that some of the most recognized and revered symbols and rituals of the modern olympic games were in fact, nazi inventions? the "torch relay" and the "olympic rings"? nazis. i shit you not. i would like to have "freebird" played at my funeral. the 14 minute live version, not the radio cut.

My Interests

eating red meat, drinking beer, taking naps, playing Halo 3 (finally!)

I'd like to meet:

i dunno. somebody to go swimming with? amanda beard? i like redheads.

Music:

Lynyrd Skynyrd, Charlie Daniels, Aaron Copland, CCR, The Marshall Tucker Band, The Band, Bobby Darin, G N' R, The Eagles, AC DC, Laura Branigan, Patsy Cline, Supertramp, George and Ira Gershwin, Storm Large, Tammy Wynette, Earth, Wind & Fire, Edith Piaf

Movies:

Midnight Cowboy, Idiocracy, Annie Hall, Amelie, L.A. Confidential, Dazed and Confused, Boogie Nights, The Great Escape, Out of Sight, Waiting for Guffman, Hud, The Cable Guy, 25th Hour, O Brother, Where Art Thou?, It's A Wonderful Life, Bullets Over Broadway, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Zodiac, Children of Men, Baby (see below) object width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Seinfeld, The Office (UK), Extras, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Amazing Race, Mad Men, America's Next Top Model (reeow! cat fights galore!)

Books:

Cannery Row, Sweet Thursday, Travels With Charley, The Great Gatsby, Catch-22, A Moveable Feast

Heroes:

i don't know if i'd call her a hero, but i've always felt a real kinship to carol channing. i think it's because we have the same enormous, shit-eating grin. that and we went to the same high school. pretty cool, huh?

My Blog

mad men

have you seen this show?  it's dynamite.  it's like a time machine.
Posted by Freebird on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 03:27:00 PST

if you're going to san francisco...

...be sure to wear some flowers in your hair and check out: click the pic for more info...
Posted by Freebird on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:16:00 PST

film favorites for 2006

well, now that the awards season is nearly upon us, i thought that it would be only fitting to add my own two cents into the great debate.  (not that anybody should actually give a shit as to wha...
Posted by Freebird on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 04:43:00 PST

idiocracy

do yourself a favor and see this movie.  it's pure genius.
Posted by Freebird on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 01:07:00 PST

miami vice...

...is fucking awesome!  damn good flick.  do yourself a favor and check it out.  that is all.
Posted by Freebird on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 08:52:00 PST

baby, baby, baby...

the new trailer, bakery fresh.  check it out.  for more info click this   object width="425" height="350">..> ...
Posted by Freebird on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 12:39:00 PST

i love it!

http://www.glumbert.com/media/commandments.html
Posted by Freebird on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST

things i'd like to ask old people...

abbott & costello.  laurel & hardy.  explain.  were they around at the same time?  if not, who came first?  and who did "who's on first"?  in both comedy teams wa...
Posted by Freebird on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 03:21:00 PST

ugh

so i went down to costco today and got myself an air conditioner.  8000 btu's, 184 bucks and one penny, out the door.  i guess i just won't eat this month.  but that's alright, if i did...
Posted by Freebird on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

the guys over at the onion are comic geniuses... reprinted without permission from the "opinions" page of "the onion" Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? By Bruce Heffernan Look, I'm no...
Posted by Freebird on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST